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I hate Buffalo
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So this is an absolutely insane list
Parker Messick is the 6th rookie to finish top-3 for Cy Young, joining:
2024 Paul Skenes, 3rd NL
2013 Jose Fernandez, 3rd NL
1984 Dwight Gooden, 2nd NL
1981 Fernando Valenzuela, 1st NL
1976 Mark Fidrych, 2nd AL
h/t @EliasSports
Life is so sad man #RallyTogether
Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
RAJAI DAVIS JUST TIED GAME 7 OFF AROLDIS CHAPMAN.
A TWO-RUN HOMER IN THE EIGHTH.
Cleveland erases Chicago’s three-run lead, and the World Series is tied 6-6.
One swing just changed everything.
THIS GAME.
Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
The  Bills currently have the best offense in the NFL (EPA/Drive).
They are producing explosive plays at the highest rate.
This is the best a Bills offense has performed through Week 8 this century.
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Boys are back in town! Who need 2 seats and a new jersey for the game?#LetsGoBuffalo
I just simply am never meant to be happy
November 2, 2016: The Foul Ball⚾️
🔟 years ago today
Jason Kipnis almost changes our lives forever.
3.2 seconds of pure Cleveland bliss.
For me, this was a true out-of-body experience that happened in slow motion. So many feelings went through my head in those brief 3.2 seconds - thought we had pulled off 2 🏆’s (Cavs) in 1 year
I’ll remember that feeling forever.
I love ya Cleveland.
#Cleveland
#TheShotHeardRoundMyLivingRoom
Mark Simoncelli Jr retweeted
Baker vs. Stefanski resulting in Stefanski losing to Baker (who had 0 completed passes) is funnier than anything a team of writers could come up with
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The Buffalo Bills have the #1 ranked offense by EPA/play through 8 weeks, per @SumerSports
Josh Allen leads all QBs in Total EPA even with Buffalo already having their bye week
1. Sigh
2. He should have pitched
3. Nothing like the 8:45 PM award announcement on a Sunday night
You're golden, Tanner.
Congratulations to RHP Tanner Bibee on winning the 2026 American League @RawlingsSports Gold Glove!
#GuardsBall
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The Ravens had just 2.9 yards per offensive play today against the Bills. It's the first time since 2013 they were held to under 3 yards per offensive play in a game.
Kinda weird I know you can make a case for maybe Cleveland with their schedule but that 7 are probably the 7 playoff teams if I were to guess
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PACE WATCH:
Only 13 other offenses since the NFL-AFL merger have scored as many points (233) and gained as many yards (2,752) through 7 games as the 2026 #Bills.
All the other 13 teams won 10+ games and made the playoffs, with five making the Super Bowl and two winning it all.
This is exactly what I have social media for
This was Sean McDermott’s dream
“Holy f*ck, we’re out of time” Heart crushing ATC audio captures the moments before a Learjet 60 crashed in Palm Beach County, Florida, killing all 9 souls on board.
VIA: @thenewarea51
