𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒

"Sholmes, every hotel guest has received a bill for a thousand pounds" "Geriarty is testing their #travel budgets, Hatson" "That is outrageous" "Geriarty doesn't think so" "Why?" "He's conducting a study to know whether panic makes people better negotiators" #vss365

"Sholmes, the train's dessert trolley has vanished. The passengers look #elated" "Geriarty took it, Hatson. He's offering free pudding to everyone" "How generous" "Not quite. He's charging for the spoon, the napkin and the privilege of licking the plate" #vss365

Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐

"Sholmes, the birthday cake is missing, but the children are #cheering" "Geriarty took it, Hatson" "Why are they cheering?" "He promised them extra slices if they blamed the birthday boy" #vss365

"Sholmes, the alarm bell in the fire station is missing. The firefighters are #cheering" "Geriarty has stolen it, Hatson" "But why would firefighters celebrate?" "He promised them a quiet day. He has hidden every matchbox in the town" #vss365

Have a wonderful Wednesday friends 💐💐

"Sholmes, all the croissants in the bakery have disappeared" "Geriarty wants to #start a diet, Hatson" "Then why steal them?" "He plans to defeat the temptation by keeping them out of sight" #vss365

"Sholmes, all the pool ladders have vanished" "Geriarty, Hatson. He’s opened a swimming school" "Without ladders?" "He wants students to develop determination before swimming" "How do they get out of the pool?" "That's the advanced course, Hatson. It costs extra" #vss365

Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐

"Sholmes, a lifeboat has disappeared from the harbour" "Geriarty plans to #travel to an island, Hatson" "Does he know how to sail?" "No. He has packed a chair, three books and a sandwich. We must catch him before he discovers the sea" #vss365

Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐

"Sholmes, the town fountain has stopped working" "Look at that tapering pipe, Hatson" "What about it?" "Geriarty narrowed the water supply to a trickle" "Why would he do that?" "He wanted to sell bottled water to the thirsty pigeons" #vss365 #taper

"Sholmes, every banana in the market is gone" "Geriarty dug a tapering escape tunnel, Hatson" "A tunnel?" "Yes It narrows towards his house" "How do bananas fit into this?" "He plans to feed the guards until they forget why they're chasing him" #vss365 #taper

Have a super Sunday friends 💐

"Sholmes,every fish has vanished from the aquarium" "Search Geriarty’s house,Hatson" "But it’s #miles away" "He has a bathtub large enough to hold the evidence" "He stole the fish?" "Obviously.He wanted an audience that listens to his speeches without swimming away" #vss365