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you're not even on thick ice with me; you're just straight up on concrete with me - there's 0 chance of the ground cracking beneath your feet with me.
because i love you, Bro.
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The worst part about dating is pretending that you keep your room clean. Omg. Would u love me if you knew I was a slob?
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if i'm eating a carrot don't talk to me i can't hear a fucking thing in here
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Replying to @mkku
This is like saying the brazen bull is your favorite sauna
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you’re not even a real pervert bro you’d place last in the pervert olympics
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i have this habit of automatically putting everyone i meet on a pedestal and somehow making myself feel smaller around them
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Anyone else feel this immense sense of hopelessness after hanging out with friends and being alone again




























