10,000 of you. damn.
when i started posting here, i never imagined we'd reach this milestone.
thank you for every follow, reply, repost, bookmark and for being part of this crazy journey.
whether you're here for web3, crypto or my random shitposts, i'm glad you're here.
we're just getting started.
love you all. β€οΈ
the story gets even crazier. π
a woman allegedly tried to smuggle two precious turtles through airport security by hiding them inside her bra.
during the security scan, officials discovered the turtles inside.
but the heartbreaking part?
one of the turtles reportedly died after being squeezed into such a tight space.
the incident was reportedly at a US airport.
smuggling animals like this can put their lives at serious risk.
i spent months posting about crypto.
bitcoin. web3. airdrops. market updates.
barely anyone cared. π
then i bought the blue tick on october 26 and accidentally unlocked my final form: shitposter.
in 7 days:
1.8k followers β 7.6k
two ancient intimacy posts β 1.5m and 1.8m views
x asked me to verify my identity β approved.
now i'm 250k impressions away from my first payout.
apparently, the secret to growing on crypto twitter wasβ¦ not posting about crypto. π
the plot twist is insane.
@grok, what should i post next to keep this madness going? π


















