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Stockholm
Joined September 2012
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Considering how many links I’ve copied based on the new Facebook trend I have probably single-handedly boosted the career of at least a dozen small new startups. Because the world needs more goth, postpunk and darkwave bands!
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Why has #X suddenly started to blur the thumbnail version of the first/leftmost image in multi-picture posts?
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Here is the link to the new Assassin's Creed Community Survey! Link: ubisoft.ca1.qualtrics.com/jf…
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I’m in. Or wait, I think I read about this in A.C.Clarkes Rama II…
🚨: Engineers just proposed a 36 mile long spacecraft called 'Chrysalis' that could carry 2400 people to Alpha Centauri, just 4 light-years away from us, on one way trip. The journey will take 400 years! The passengers who board it will never see Earth again. Neither will their children. Or their grandchildren.
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About time we got a CVE for popcorn ! 🥳🍿 CVE-2026-30612, popcorn time, or time4popcorn
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NAS rebooting...
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Doing a full current WordPress export and backup of 3 out of 4 sites, in preparation of tomorrows news regarding PHP and just in case my hosting provider takes some fast actions.
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It took seemingly forever (or at least a few weeks) from when I first heard of the Plex issues until the Synology repo was updated. A little disappointed there, but upgrade went smooth so all's in order in the end.
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The NSA mathematician who made the numbers protecting your passkeys died in 2023 without ever remembering how he made them. Cryptographers chased the answer for years and put up a $36,864 bounty. Claude figured it out in under 30 minutes, and the answer was the clock on his computer. His name was Jerry Solinas. Back in 1997 he generated the starting numbers for P-256 and a few sibling curves, the math underneath your passkeys and a big chunk of the secure websites you visit every day. NIST published them in 2000 with no explanation of where they came from, and for a long time people mostly shrugged. Then 2013 happened. The Snowden files showed the NSA had slipped a backdoor into a different crypto standard, and suddenly every unexplained number the agency had ever handed out looked suspicious. These were the most widely used ones of all. Jerry's own story was that he'd hashed a joke sentence, something along the lines of "Give Bob and Jerry a raise," and then lost it when his work computer got swapped out. He tried to recreate it himself and never could. He even joked that any backup was probably sitting in the same warehouse as the Ark of the Covenant. After he died, Steve went digging. He tracked down former NSA people and old cryptographers, and four of them independently told him the same joke-phrase story. Filippo Valsorda turned that into a bounty in 2023, and for three years people threw computing power at every version of that sentence they could dream up. A few folks at Anthropic took a crack at it too, Steve among them. He's now one of the people credited on the solve. None of it matched. So someone at Anthropic tried something different. They asked an internal Claude model to figure out where the seeds came from and purposely left out the joke-sentence clue. Claude's first move was to think like a programmer in 1997. If you needed random numbers back then, you probably grabbed the basic generator that came with the C library on your Unix machine, and those old generators are simple enough that they leave fingerprints in their output. Sure enough, in four of the seeds the top bit of every 32-bit chunk was a zero. The odds of that happening by accident are about 1 in 5,810, and it's the calling card of a generator called lrand48. And this is where it gets fun. lrand48 runs in reverse just as easily as forward, so Claude rewound each seed back to the moment the generator was switched on. Every prime-curve seed rewound to a date and time from 1997 or 1998. Whoever ran the program had seeded it with the computer's clock. P-256's run started at 1:52:34 AM UTC on August 16, 1997. If that machine was at NSA headquarters in Maryland, somebody hit enter at 9:52 on a Friday night, and the seed that ended up in the standard was the 1,842nd one the program spat out. Jerry's joke sentence was never in there. He misremembered, four people faithfully repeated what he told them, and some very good cryptographers spent years trying to crack a hash of a sentence that nobody ever typed. Leaving the clue out is probably what let Claude get there in half an hour. I love the irony here. Using the clock to seed a weak random generator is one of the first things they tell you never to do in a security class. That exact laziness is why anyone can now rerun the NSA's 1997 program on a laptop and get the identical numbers, which makes it really hard to argue anything sneaky was hidden inside them. There's still one thing left to argue about. In the P-256 run, number 876 also would have made a perfectly good curve, and someone skipped it and kept going to 1,842. Anthropic says so few got skipped that it couldn't have been a hunt for a weak curve, but nobody knows why it happened. Claude's own notes from that moment are pretty funny. When the numbers matched, it actually stopped and wondered whether it was inside a test, since a 25-year-old mystery falling apart that fast seemed too good to be true. Then it reran the logic and talked itself into it, because ten curves each regenerating perfectly from a single timestamp doesn't happen by luck. The $36,864 is going to the nonprofit that runs Let's Encrypt, the group that gives free security certificates to millions of websites, a lot of them built on these same curves.
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Well, my feed looks about the same from what I can see. I guess that's a sign of health.
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Looks like #Steam photo wall won't load in client, but loads in regular browser. Combined with the glitches in AC: Odyssey I lean towards these being related to W11 26H2 rather than both Steam, Ubisoft and multiple separate games.
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Assassins Creed: Odyssey cloud sync errors. Either #Ubisoft is just down or it could be due to my recent Windows 11 26H2 update ?
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Thinking of leaving #Microsoft365 @onedrive after almost 2 decades of use, since the new shared storage policy is not to my taste. Not sure yet what alternatives exist, #iCloud+ was my first thought but will be comparing with others like #iDrive and #backblaze as well.
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Sooo, 30 minutes intro so far and the band hasn’t even gone on stage. Getting somewhat tired already. #C93
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Now upgrading to #iOS267
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Restarting my #iPhone because outgoing SMS has suddenly stopped working. How old-fashioned is that? Last time I restarted for any other reason than patch updates was on a long flight earlier this year.
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Your TV is spying on you ✅ Your phone is spying on you ✅ Your ISP is spying on you ✅ Your vacuum is spying on you ✅ Your toothbrush is spying on you✅ Your router is spying on you✅ Your PC is spying on you ✅ Your car is spying on you ✅ Your refrigerator is spying on you ✅ Your roads are spying on you ✅ Me at this point:
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