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Freelance writer. Commerce, fashion, design, travel. All the fun stuff. // [email protected]

Minneapolis
Joined May 2009
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I'm starting a newsletter called Night Vision – partially because I had a lot of wine last night and was convinced into it, but mostly because I want a space to write what *I* want to write about. Be a pal and subscribe, will ya?nightvision.substack.com/p/c…
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The men are not alright.
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Writing about Halloween throw pillows two margs deep. The only way
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A Poem Based On Some Truth on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/a…
People I Think About From Time to Time on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/p…
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How To Ask For What You Want In Life on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/h…
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Night Vision is Back, Baby! on Night Vision nightvision.substack.com/p/n…
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Who told PR girls to use the phrase "kindly following up"
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Imagine going to law school, passing the bar, and then doing this for a living
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I had a two-hour birth chart reading today. All my past lives sound like they were awful.
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My waxer told me today that one of her clients insists on eating a cheeseburger while getting a Brazilian.
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A different client insists on gifting my waxer food, but always eats some first. She'll bring in a box of Mike and Ikes but will have eaten all the red ones. Or a muffin with a bite taken out of it.
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Next Tuesday I have a dentist appointment followed by a wax appointment followed by a two-hour (!) natal chart reading, and I honestly can't think of a better day
Estate planning is FUN. I drink too much wine, then somewhat arbitrarily decide how much of my money my friends get to blow if I kick it. I hope you all buy something stupid!
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Did I ever tell you about the time TSA pulled peanut butter balls out of my bag and the agent was like, "Oh, they're just meatballs!" like it's totally normal to travel with a dozen room-temp meatballs
I don't know when the story will go live, I've never known when the story will go live, you always see the story go live before I do, stop asking.
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One of the best parts of spending years working through my childhood trauma is that I now get to budget a chunk of my therapy sessions to talking about TV.