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washington, d.c.
Joined May 2022
not to be earnest on main but my mom’s surgeon reminded her last night that where she is in her journey - surgery to remove her primary tumor after receiving a stage iv colon cancer diagnosis 2.5 yrs ago, with multiple mets in multiple organs - is one very few people experience
existentially tired and incredibly thankful for my mother’s care team
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she has gone through so much these past two and a half years. neither of us is the same person. i am so proud of her and so thankful to be experiencing this moment, as painful and challenging and difficult and emotional as it is
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Obsessed with this guy who finds the most boring average looking men in Boston and then street harasses them (“who let this DADDY outside?!”), and they absolutely LOVE IT and are beaming from the attention. Much to consider here
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fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser
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Guy worth $300B cant pay 5% of his net worth to fund the infrastructure he has become unimaginably wealthy from.
JUST IN: Google co-founder Larry Page has reportedly moved into a $173M home in Miami to avoid $15B of California taxes
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.@SteveKornacki is at the Bravo Clubhouse tonight! NBC News Chief Data Analyst joins @BravoWWHL to talk all things midterms ahead of @NBCNews Election Night coverage on Nov. 3.
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The appropriate Politico response to the White House’s letter:
Quite a letter from White House to Politico.
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Working in the Pentagon
Replying to @DanLamothe
A group dispatched by Hegseth's team in February attempted to move the historic globe, said to be used by Eisenhower during World War II. They lifted it from its home in an Army office in the Pentagon ... and dropped it.
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the hague
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth wanted Gen. Dwight Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. We have photos.
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existentially tired and incredibly thankful for my mother’s care team
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I've started to think of America's capital markets as our country's equivalent of having a 130 mph average tennis serve. We can do can an incredible number of other things wrong, but somehow stay in the game economically, because because we can just blast money around.
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how the fuck is it only wednesday i feel like i have been put through a paper shredder
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Woman I met one time at a bingo hall in rural Connecticut just shared this on Facebook
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Neither can read 💔
“You can either be a fighter or a marshmallow.”
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George Kittle is a hall of fame tight end but that doesn’t stop him from looking like he’ll strip all the copper wire out of a fifth wheel
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deleted my tweet about dressing up to go to the hospital because it was getting traction and stressing me out on a day when i didn’t want to add any additional stress. thankful for all the well wishes for my mom!
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I do think we need to give Elizabeth Holmes at least a little bit of credit for scamming Henry Kissinger
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Actually cannot believe what I've read here.
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this story
Advocates for people with incarcerated family say prisons often cancel visits for what they deem is excessive contact with loved ones. “There are so many other experiences like that where just a simple hug or a peck is constituted as excessive contact.” boltsmag.org/california-pris…
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