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Parrot - Adam Carolla's pirate ship, Phish head, father, MFT

Joined August 2010
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“Mr. Birchum” premieres TONIGHT at 9/8c @dailywireplus! Don’t miss the FREE series premiere: mrbirchum.com
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I've got 3 5th row tickets to sell for PAUL McCARTNEY GOT BACK - Platinum Tickets - Fenway Park, Boston, MA - Tue, Jun 7. ticketmaster.com/paul-mccart… Not looking to rip off, face value plus fees. DM if interested.
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Beatrix would love your support for the Monster Dash Fun Run! app.99pledges.com/fund/Corne… via @99pledges
Are you thinking of “rape shower in my mind“? (which was a parody of “playground in my mind”)
Replying to @appraiserdude
Familiar but I can't come up with it. What say you @mlynchtweets
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Check out Let's Make More MST3K & Build THE GIZMOPLEX! by Joel Hodgson on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/mst…
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Vacci-mates: a dating app for the vaccinated who want maskless hookups. Someone make this and let’s split the billions.
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1st dose of Pfizer done. I Pfeel great.
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I think I finally understand. If I make pancakes for the kid, he will eat none of them. But if I make pancakes for myself, *I* will eat none of them.
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Mike Lynch retweeted
when you're trying to print something
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9 y/o was making me watch “satisfying” YouTube videos of stuff being cut, crunched, etc. I countered with this... David Letterman Dropping Stuff off of a 5 Story Tower. youtu.be/c5spRGiakb0 via @YouTube
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I woke up to good news. My latest audiobook, Greenwich Killing Time by @FriedmanKinky is now available on @audible_com You can get it for free if you sign up. amazon.com/Greenwich-Killing…
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I was watching old MST3K and they dropped an Anna Maria Alberghetti reference. I can only hear it as @kyledunnigan doing Stallone thanks to @adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow
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Foo Fighters have covered the Bee Gees… and it absolutely rules 🕺 kerrang.com/the-news/foo-fig…
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Here's a clip of Harry Nilsson describing writing the song "One" while listening to a phone's busy signal
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Vaccinate teachers. Pass it on.
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Very excited for this.
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Another one that shoulda got more love.
In order to avoid paying taxes I'm starting a Lord of the Rings based "church" and changing my name to Elrond Hubbard.
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Trying to find an old tweet and saw this. Still funny.
Shouldn't it be a teethbrush? If you've only got 1 tooth you're not using it right.
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All things must pass
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