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a woman for all seasons. helping creatives thrive, using the business secrets of the pharaohs.

Hot Take Hotel, CA
Joined March 2010
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finally told my boyfriend that my Five Year Plan includes getting my veneers redone sometime around halloween and keeping the caps off for a couple days so i can have little demon teeth and dress up as Gollum, and if he loves me he’s just going to have to be ok with that
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First election the pope voted in and look how it went
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The new National Anthem
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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The D Line Extension to Wilshire/La Brea, Wilshire/Fairfax and Wilshire/La Cienega opens...
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obsessed that they didn't use AI and just went for it
The Bunny you've all been waiting for.
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conclave media diet pregame
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what the world needs now is an eric adams and george santos-hosted podcast.
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olivia nuzzi is the caroline calloway of Real journalism
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she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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14 years ago, Snooki and JWoww wrote Sammi an anonymous letter telling her that Ronnie cheated on her in 'Jersey Shore'
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Kamala’s menu of potential VPs
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kamala vs. trump, first debate:
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My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.
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i’ve had to spend a fair amount of time alone recently—or rather, surrounded by people i shouldn’t really share my inner monologue with—and it really makes me miss twitter. a place where you can share your inner monologue with thousands of strangers.
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i feel like 95% of pre-2000s american art can be described by “they were addicted to cocaine” and 95% of post-2000s american politics can be described by “they were addicted to opiates”
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kwisatz haderach.
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