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Having suffered the sight of a photo of Bernie's election poster, one can only imagine the g-force rate of recoil from Leitrim's premium cis wings.
The only thing that would've made Bernie's parable on the hugs better would've been if the unsuspecting victim was holding two pints at the time.
Night of the Killer Linnane Hug *frenzied violin score here*
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All I can say during these trying times is thanks be ta fuck for John Creedon. Raise your chipped cups aloft in joint praise.
I bought the Sindo yesterday too for a gawk at the Joe Duffy interview but I can't be arsed reading it yet in case it interfers with me nursing my hefty grievance against his jazz handed resignation to the lobbyists. You all know how loyal I am to me grudges.
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Ruthless is as insipid as all the other mickey polishers on twitter but what makes her kinda unique is that she once openly agreed with Kathleen Stock's position back before it put a target on your back. So she removed it with the over overweening schtick desperate to be casual.
Ruthless should seek a 2nd opinion from Upton on those knee blisters she's afflicted by. Maybe they're a supernatural phenomenon like the medically-defying evolution of his biological sex. Or maybe they're from offering up so many muttered secular rosaries in his honour.
M. O'Donnell retweeted
Sigourney Weaver pulled off the basketball trick shot in ALIEN: RESURRECTION for real. This is how it was done.
Me when I was a nipper jumping off our oil tank every day during summer
In 1983, Rick Charls attempted a seemingly impossible feat: a breathtaking 172-foot dive that reportedly sent him plunging toward the water at nearly 72 mph.
Performing before a crowd at SeaWorld, Charls launched himself from the towering platform, facing an impact estimated at an astonishing 10 Gs. Experts had warned that the force of hitting the water from such a height could be fatal.
But Charls relied on extraordinary precision and years of preparation. With near-perfect body positioning, he sliced into the water and resurfaced without serious injury, astonishing spectators.
What many believed was beyond human capability became one of the most remarkable moments in high-diving history, establishing a record that has endured for decades.
Think of the extra holidays we'd get to divvy out across the island when reunifications happens. Two in July & the end of August. October, February and first weekend in August. Who gives a fuck about constitutional aspirations! Think of the holidays! And exclamation marks!
Look at you all there luxuriating your bank holiday smoking jackets tapping out a cigarillo after devouring lastnight's remnants of Chinese and polishing off the dregs of Nightnurse while some of us have to pretend to work.
The staggering incoherence of this woman. Points to tribunal to justify legitimacy of sex deception while simultaneously rationalising majority of doctors are male & while females may request a same-sex doctor, it's not guaranteed. None of which justifies Upton's sex deception.
Please watch this
Watch the whole series on iPlayer now.
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0…
