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Porsche Pimp

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easy goin 😎

Joined September 2009
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Leaving earth and going to endorphin port
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I need recs for an amazing office chair
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I’m so happy we finally have a sweetgreen in SLC 🥲
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Woke up and decided I wanna learn to run
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Wife: “you’re only going for one beer right?” Me:
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How do people even sleep without having a bowl of cereal before bed?
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Why does Coach gotta keep coming out with the baby version of the bags I love? 😫
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Why am I so busy all the time 😫
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I present on stage for work next week and I am more stressed about which walk out song to choose than my actual presentation.
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I think max and I are both lesbians
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Desperately need a friend with a pool. I wanna yap and swim
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I let Kate choose my winner of Love Island USA and she hasn’t even seen the show. That’s how deep the friendship is.
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yimika.@yimikaaaaJul 2
i actually think "surface level" friendships are very healthy. not everyone in your life has to be your ride or die. some friends are for the gym. some are for going out. some are just for complaining about work or bureaucracy. when you stop expecting everyone to be your everything, the disappointment disappears. those deep convos and connections are for the 2-3 people closest to you
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Who remembers this?
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Period pain on top of back pain may be the death of me. Nice knowing yall
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I’m currently watching Love Island USA, love island UK, and 90 Day Fiancé. My days are FULLL
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👀 de-influence me from the Coach Chelsea 30 rn
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I’ll probably try a lobotomy well before I try peptides
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Please stop advertising to me when you don’t have the product in stock Rhode 😩😭
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