I write programs and stuff...Then I give them away...for free!
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Michael Brown retweeted
This is unacceptable.
We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.
As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.
More than half of all Robinhood users own at least some GameStop stock.
They are now unable to freely trade it; the app is only allowing users to close out their positions. vice.com/en/article/m7ak7y/r…
Michael Brown retweeted
Time for a pre-Thanksgiving workout! I'm not worried about eating too much. I'm worried about outrunning The Swedish Chef's dessert. His pumpkin pie placed third in the 100-meter dash! I think he used a dash too much paprika.
Michael Brown retweeted
Fundamentally human beings are the same. Imagine being lost in some remote place and suddenly seeing someone coming towards you over the horizon. You wouldn't care about their race, nationality or religious faith, you'd be filled with the joy of encountering another human being.
Michael Brown retweeted
I lost my Dad this morning to COVID-19. He was my rock, my best friend, and my hero. He had virtually no symptoms and 48 hours later he was fighting for his life. I’m begging you guys from the bottom of my heart, please stay inside and be safe.
Michael Brown retweeted
🍬FLASH CONTEST🍬 Thanks to our friends at @bokksu for supporting the #AnimeAwards this year! 🍬 RT and follow @Crunchyroll for a chance to win your very own BOKKSU SUBSCRIPTION!!
Michael Brown retweeted
Our differences are what make us great… and bring us together. Take it from me, a frog who has spent a lot of time getting together with a lot of very different, uh, whatevers.
Michael Brown retweeted
We need @TonyBakercomedy on this STAT... 🤣😂
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Michael Brown retweeted
A Minnesota woman found her way to bowhunting after buying a Groupon, and now she’s introducing other women to the sport. Read her inspiring story.
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Michael Brown retweeted
BREAKING: Rudy Giuliani was paid $500,000 by the company co-founded by the Ukrainian-American businessman arrested last week. Raise your hand if you agree Rudy should be in handcuffs by now. #ImpeachmentTaskForce
Michael Brown retweeted
We are renewing our appeal for any possible victims of Jeffrey Epstein to contact us at 1-800-CALL-FBI. If you have been victimized by Epstein, we would really like to hear from you.
Michael Brown retweeted
"You suck." - Blocked.
"I hate your comics." - Blocked.
"You ruined Spider-Man." - Blocked.
"You don't handle criticism well."
Part of "handling" it is blocking all the rude stuff immediately. Sorry it's a 1 strike policy, but I don't have time to keep a scorecard for everyone.
Michael Brown retweeted
It’s completely unacceptable for the political leader of our country to denigrate a vibrant American City like Baltimore, and to viciously attack U.S. Representative Elijah Cummings a patriot and a hero.
Michael Brown retweeted
My first priority is serving the people I represent - not the partisan distractions in Washington. However, I can't ignore the corruption and obstruction we witness every day from President Trump. I now support an impeachment inquiry in order to get the truth for my constituents.
Michael Brown retweeted
I've been a big fan of @msonenote for more than a decade. But after all these years, I still don't understand why every time I open OneNote for the first time on a new install/VM/etc. it creates a NEW notebook... IT'S CLOUD SYNCED! It must see that I have plenty of them already!
Michael Brown retweeted
“When the two types of apostrophes were converted to the dots and dashes used in Morse code, they spelled out the words “Red Handed.” Google is scraping lyrics from Genius
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Michael Brown retweeted
My Netflix prank show idea:
Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.
Michael Brown retweeted
One of the best descriptions we’ve heard of foxes is that they are ‘cat software running on dog hardware’ – this little cub is certainly living up to this! #ThursdayThoughts
