@mollyocr

beautiful and terrible as the dawn! treacherous as the sea! stronger than the foundations of the earth! angry feminist, ultracrepidarian, imposter, she/her

 Minneapolis, MN, USA
Joined February 2009
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I ask, "What does it mean to be a princess?" #BettySays, "Fighting against the Horde."
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#bandname : You Only YOLO Once
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I’m pretty that @Usher performance actually SOLVED all my relationship problems??? #SuperBowlLVIII
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Irrational rage when the person guiding the meditation pronounces the t in the word “soften” So I’ve got some work to do
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Replying to @mollyocr
yay! so happy for you!
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Solved the @NYTGames Super Mega meta puzzle! Best dopamine drip of my winter.
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Karaoke machine received. 8yo Betty’s first choices: 1. “Vampire” by Olivia Rodrigo (clean, plus a future plan to change “goddamn” to “dadgum” so Grammy doesn’t blame @jshbrtz ) 2. “Misery Business” by Paramore 3. “Sunroof” by Nick… something 4. “Kill Bill” by SZA 😳
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Pinscher. Pinscher who? Pincher two more of salt and these mashed potatoes will be perfect! #Thanksgiving #dogshow jokes with Betty
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Rainy day. #BettySays, “I’ve been keeping myself company with a book.”
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#BettySays while sleepwalking, “I have recently found out that unfortunately I have not received the best answer.”
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Liam Neeson movie where he goes on a killing spree because he might lose his Duolingo streak after a criminal steals his phone
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#bandname : Electric Liesl @amandalester
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Making English majors mad by saying that “Walden” is written by David Alan Grier instead of Ralph Waldo Emerson..
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This was my first skeet, now xposting back here bc it’s the peak of me being clever on the internet, please rt.
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man i just do not know how to act around warm bread
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#BettySays, Bdoinkle!
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#BettySays, Chimichungus!
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Saturday, May 3, 2023. Mark this day. My teenage nieces called me cool.
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#BettySays, “My mommy is my love armor.”
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#bandname : the hotdog farce
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