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Boston, MA
Joined January 2012
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Hey ⁦⁦@AppleMusic⁩ your grotesque ai cover is mangling paul westerberg
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Theyre doing it to warren zevon now!!!! When will this madness end
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He was a boy She was a girl Can i make it any more obvious
what’s the greatest opening line to a song?
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Saw a guy today (Boston) wearing a Kansas City royals jersey and a New York or Nowhere hat. Bro just let anybody claim him
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LCD soundsystem crowd had the most real lighters ive seen come out during a ballad in YEARS. Smoking is so back
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Basketball is a stupid game anyway
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Played wowee zowee in the record store today and was shocked at how ass it sounded 🫥
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Just listen to the music 🦧
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Listening to nine inch noize at the gym gonna lift 80000000 lbs
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Swole spirit of trent, enter me and work in me
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Microdosing employment by eating slop bowl lunch
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I need to listen to this song at least 3x a week or else i get itchy
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Alphaville voice Forever unc I want to be forever unc
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This randomly being one of the best written reviews ive read in years
We're not rooting for the end of a band that has offered such sublime music, but if the New Pornographers have to end here, they're going out with an elegiac gesture pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Happy birthday to the preeminent Ezra of our time 🎂
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Very funny how people endlessly theorize over the popularity of Geese, a band whose appeal is so mind-numbingly obvious that every time a music writer over 30 tries to "explain" them it comes across as a humiliation ritual
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When the jangle pop singer a little pitchy
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Volume literally cant go high enough
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“If he wanted to he would” i dont even want to but i do
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