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coast to coast • she/her • my vin: @SEMlCHARMED @ilovegoose420

San Diego, CA
Joined October 2009
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For once she's happy with the set list, thanks for finally playing nothing's wrong
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Lamar Jackson school walkout tomorrow at 1:30 🕊️💔
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Como eu me sinto colocando "!!!" no final da frase
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trying not to say 'so you hate me' 15x a day
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check on your friends from San Diego. It’s 102 degrees outside, the padres are 1 loss away from their season ending, gas is $6.75, and the president just put a hit out on them
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WHAT A WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
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if someone took me to Cleveland Ohio id kill myself in front of them
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shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to the cheesecake factory
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at work and they’re making me work
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you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you
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im either doing it for Dale or not doing it at all
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is anyone else their fathers female son
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This is a Crab Riding a Jellyfish
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I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends
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my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you
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Don’t invite me over if you don’t want to talk about the High of your day the Low of your day and One thing you are looking forward to
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sometimes i think im healed then something triggers the 2009 Randy Orton in me
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Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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unfortunately i need the salt and pepper holder crab so bad it hurts
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i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared
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and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹
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