monkey bone retweeted
Every Texas bar has that one guy.
He’s loud. He’s obnoxious. He makes all the women feel uncomfortable. He adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking.
That’s Ken Paxton — and I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.
monkey bone retweeted
Another Disgusting Low: MAGA Republican Arrested for Indecency and Child Molestation
Just days before Election Day, the absolute freak show that is the modern Trump-MAGA Republican Party hits another disgusting low. Andre Stafford, the Republican candidate running for Georgia State House District 42, has been arrested and charged with public indecency and felony child molestation.
According to Cobb County authorities, the incident occurred on October 15th in Smyrna. A driver in a gray 2024 Kia Forte approached a girl walking to her school bus stop, spoke to her, and exposed himself. Smyrna Police used license-plate surveillance cameras to track the vehicle back to Stafford, and the individual was later identified in a photo lineup. Stafford was subsequently arrested on public indecency and child molestation charges.
This is who the Trump-GOP is putting on the ballot to challenge Democratic incumbent Gabriel Sanchez.
monkey bone retweeted
Susan Collins has disappointed Mainers for far too long.
Now, it’s time for them to disappoint HER.
monkey bone retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
Maybe if he’d been here in the United States on the 4th and not with his sidepiece across the pond, he’d know the right number.
Alas.
monkey bone retweeted
Replying to @Acyn
He was with his mistress in England on July 4th, so it’s hard for him to remember
monkey bone retweeted
It was actually our 250th anniversary.
Not that you would know — you spent it with the British.
monkey bone retweeted
Billionaires in California are spending $333 million to wage a war.
Against what?
Homelessness? No.
Cancer? No.
Child poverty? No.
They’re waging war against a 5% billionaire wealth tax.
They’d rather poor kids with cancer die than pay a little more in taxes. That is obscene.
monkey bone retweeted
Replying to @Logically_JC
Hey, it’s only if his party losses. All wins by the Trump party are valid. All losses are a hoax.
monkey bone retweeted
I prefer presidents who don’t contest the results of elections that haven’t even happened yet.
monkey bone retweeted
Two Saudis named Muhammad used Jared Kushner to funnel money to Donald Trump, the Russians hacked his phone the Dutch flipped a Russian agent and the story broke. The American media says nothing and bashes El Sayed all day for wanting to help America.
monkey bone retweeted
Imagine being so unlikeable (Vivek Ramaswamy) that your own 8th grade teacher protests you
monkey bone retweeted
Reminder that Nicki Minaj, born Onika Tanya Maraj, says she came here illegally at age five and is married to a convicted sex offender.
But MAGA wants to lose its fucking mind over Ilhan Omar’s name.
























