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California, USA
Joined September 2008
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
lmao I cannot believe I missed this. Aside from Bev Hills, Bel Air and West Hollywood, Culver City is one of the most noncontroversially safe and nice places in LA. This woman is legitimately clueless.
Bondi: HER DISTRICT INCLUDES CULVER CITY!!
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
I don’t care for Bad Bunny’s music, but compare the brightness of his show — colors, smiles, rhythms, kids! — to the darkness and red of the TPUSA halftime show. Of the many things I don’t like about MAGA, it’s their damn pessimism. That’s not my America and never will be
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Alt-losers don’t think salsa music is American, either
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
You’re a fucking liar with blood on your hands.
A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Videos of the encounter shows that the gun was never drawn. The weapon remains in the victim's holster until one agent removes it. After the victim is disarmed, a second agent shoots him repeatedly. Videos of full encounter: x.com/i/status/20150… x.com/i/status/20151… Victim disarmed prior to shots being fired: x.com/EoinHiggins_/s…
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
How USA has become something no one recognizes? This has to stop….
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
James 2:14: "What good is it, my brothers and sisters, if someone claims to have faith but has no deeds?"
Democrats mocking the power of prayer in the wake of tragedy is so disgraceful it’s hard to even summon words to describe. Millions of Americans know prayer brings strength in our darkest moments. For politicians to belittle faith to score cheap points shows just how out of touch they are.
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Tomorrow. IWillVote.com
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
it's hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Democrats tonight:
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
2024 CLOSING MESSAGES Kamala Harris: "I want to be a President for all Americans." Trump: "I want to shoot Liz Cheney."
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Tucker Carlson sleeps with 4 dogs in his bed and he reasons that it was an invisible *demon* that scratched him in his sleep 😭
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
This will go in economic books on how to manage a crisis and meanwhile we’ve got people bitching about Chick-Fil-A prices.
Actual GDP vs. CBO projections in January 2020 — and inflation basically at target. If this is policy failure, what would success look like?
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Here is the full entire speech from VP Kamala Harris at the Ellipse in Washington D.C. in case you missed it. Magnificent!!!!
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
more work, but you can taste the difference
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Bravo, ⁦@nytimes⁩ 👏🏼
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
BARF
The chart Trump thinks saved his life.
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Are the commies in the room with you now? Are they telling you to seize the means of production?
Naw I’ll stick with @realannapaulina we have enough commies in Congress don’t need another
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monkey david 🇺🇸🇺🇦 retweeted
Statement on Washington Post’s refusal to endorse presidential candidate.
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