There is no way Iβm this fatβ¦
(My cat kept trying to headbutt me in the first video, and I was struggling to unbutton my pants with one hand.)
If someone sent me like $10 to get eggs and a tub of frosting, I could lowk eat a whole cakeππ
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I found a box of cereal in the cabinet but when I shoved a handful in my mouth, it turned out to be really stale :/
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Me cuz thereβs no food in the house, still canβt figure out how to get money in a reasonable way, my favorite people went out of town and might not even come back ever, my friends hate me, nobody loves me, skipped drs appointments & therapy, and my teeth are fucked
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Bro Iβm so hungry itβs starting to make me irritated, thereβs still nothing to eat in my house except like ranch. And I also have no more water, so I depend on my friends bringing food and water to hangouts
I hate being fucking poor and jobless
Just came 4 times, would love to cum more but Iβve been up since 7am I lowkey really want to start my day already
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Im literally so bloated from last nightβ¦
All I had was ONE espresso martini, a salad and half a quesadilla,,,π
Still true
If someone gets me a dildo (or like $60 for it) Iβll film videos of me using it for free :P #needthat
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If someone gets me a dildo (or like $60 for it) Iβll film videos of me using it for free :P #needthat



















