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I'm fuckin' Lady Luck inside my spaceship truck with the ankles up (Ooh-ooh)
She like it long, she like it wide, and she sure love it rough
I can't get a break, and she can't get enough
After this, I'ma need-
Scotty come beam me up, come clean me up
Somebody come clean me up
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Opened a convo with a 35yr old woman asking what song has been in her rotation heavy lately….
Response: “wat”
….. what in that question confused you? Your reading comprehension got rusty huh?
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So a lady came to the shop to query about a tattoo… of her ex name…. Explaining she’s already planning to cover it up….
Yo a woman’s spite can be so illogical mighty god
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Went on a quick browse for automatic watches locally, avg was about 40-60k ….
One that stole my heart was a purple dial citizen for 57k (and that’s with a sale)…..
I buy one vintage Casio and now I’m trying to get a collection going 😭😭
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I’m convinced that I only ever yearn (romantically) for people who don’t give the slightest fuck about me…
I hate it here
One of my best friends from high school is gonna be a dad … just the other day we were in bulla suit (khaki uniform)
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As a music lover, I love hearing a song and realizing it was sampled in another song.
Today’s example is Shiver by lil peep sampling
AQuickOneBeforeTheEternalEarthwormDevoursConnecticut by HaveANiceLife
Missing @estlapetitemort but I got her with me always now.🥺
Also, I keep forgetting about the itchy stage of tattoos and I wanna scratch soo bad 😭
























