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devout Gaytheist, 7th-Day Agnostic, Jehovah's Witness Protection, tabloidism disciple, sometime paranoid with an overly cinematic mind, ex-NYC Southern dude

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Joined November 2008
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 5 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).
Did you see the 'This Morning' segment on plant-based milks? If you're in the UK you can lodge a complaint about this blatant misinformation. See the thread to find out how👇
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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 5 Nov 2008 (via @twi_age).
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my iCloud every 3 seconds:
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without sound it looks like sutton just farted really bad
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Bradley and Laura’s limo driver in #TheMorningShow
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when someone asks if i speak morse code
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Every time I see Erika Girardi, all I see is Leona Helmsley #QueenOfMean #RHOBH
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Kardashian virgin here too. i barely want to keep up with myself.
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cant sleep wondering if carlton gebbia voted for brexit
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dorit kemsley is a rogue android from the future
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me in amsterdam selecting a strain of weed
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good morning
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
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