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Joined December 2019
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isn't it funny how we all wanted big careers with fancy titles and now we just want a regulated nervous system with the time to do what we want
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when you enter the corporate world and realize school bullying was nothing compared to dealing with unhappy, insecure, and unkind adults in their 30s and 40s who got job titles, positions of authority, and the power to make your everyday work life miserable.
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The wickedest person you know get up everyday a post bible verse.
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One of the things I’d love addressed by law is the inability to add your parents to your company health insurance scheme. Once they are senior citizens, you should be able to treat them as your dependents in every single way including being able to add them to your insurance
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Reminder to social media managers: It's not our job to be graphic designers or video editors.
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mossy retweeted
Being in your 40s is wild. One friend is a grandma, one has a newborn, one is celebrating 20 years married, and another is dating a 25-year-old. Half of us look 28, the other half pulled a muscle sleeping. 😂 No timeline, just vibes. 😭
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On Jamaica’s Independence Day Celebration, Treasure Beach shines bright as colors soar and unity sails forward  #visitjamaica #jamaica #treasurebeachjamaica
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A home theater installer has calibrated over 3,000 TVs in 12 years from $400 budget sets to $15,000 flagship OLEDs in custom media rooms. He walks into people's homes, looks at their TV for 5 seconds, and can tell them exactly what's wrong. He told me: "Almost every TV I see is running in the same mode Best Buy uses under fluorescent showroom lights. The motion smoothing is on. The sharpness is cranked. The eco dimmer is cutting brightness by 30–40%. And the TV is taking a screenshot of the screen every few seconds and selling the viewing data to advertisers. People are watching a $1,500 panel the same way it looked on the store shelf and that's the worst possible way to watch it." He said a properly calibrated TV doesn't look "better." It looks like a completely different television. He changed 9 settings on my TV in 15 minutes. The soap opera effect disappeared. The colors became natural. Skin tones stopped looking plastic. Dark scenes became visible. The TV stopped spying on me. And a movie finally looked like a movie instead of a daytime talk show. "TV manufacturers ship every set optimized for a showroom, not a living room. Then they bury the settings that fix it inside 6 menus nobody opens." Here are the 9 things he changed:
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mossy retweeted
I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.
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If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because they had to replace their record collections with a tape collection that they had to replace with a CD collection that they had to replace with an MP3 collection, and now they need a subscription to listen to music
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Jamaicans having poor customer service is so tiring we a big people eno🫩
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🚨🇯🇲 BREAKING: History is being written for Jamaica,and it's happening in San Diego. 🗺️🎉 Our Prime Minister, Dr. Andrew Holness, is on the ground at the 2026 Esri User Conference to accept one of the highest honours in global technology on behalf of ALL of us. Let that sink in. – at Jamaica
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mossy retweeted
This woman asks a great question for women over 40. I agree with her ten thousand percent! 🙌🏼 😂 Ladies, what do y’all think?
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I was once cool😂😂
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i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.
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When I click "Start free trial" and they're asking for my credit card details
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Every minute light go weh. Internet in and out. Everything expensive. Etc. Etc. Etc. JAMAICA STOP.
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POV: You joined the Teams meeting in peace and suddenly hear "Let's quickly introduce ourselves and share two fun facts"
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Light came back after 4 am. Nothing at all funny today
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