I will fight an army alone but will you please come to the dentist with me.

Can we get just half of the iPhone Duo? Don’t want the remaining half. It’s so sleek and cool that way.

Won't be surprised to see Mr. Modi's picture in the Epstein Files someday.

“It's just a joke girl” “You don't get our humor bro” “Women” “You're too sensitive” “You don't have any sense of humor”

Itna kam target rakho ki saal khatam hone se pehle hi poora ho jae 🤡

Mosquitoes are so useless. Why do they even exist?

To the 3 people who like my tweets: Thank you 🫶🏻

“are you good in bed?” yeah, I can sleep for 20 hours straight on weekends.

not to be romantic but if we were both typing i’d wait for you

Change those shorts with pants or do whatever.. RSS uniform is still the most ugly shit I have ever seen

Our Prime Minister respects women so much that he lost his virginity to the country

Raavan 10 muh se bhi itna nahi fekta jitna Modi ji ek muh se fek lete hain.

Thats so rude. Do it again please.

Genghis Khan loved Tuesdays, because it was Mongol war.

Please don't romanticise cigarettes

congress is not left

This Dussehra, let's burn the Ravan that resides within us too.

Hindu ko Hindu Bajrang Dal se hi khatra hai.

Soo jaao dosto, kuch nahi rakha in baaton me. Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love. Find people who love you and ignore them who spread hate. Good night.

The executive magistrate has extended the judicial custody of Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka for another two days. Meanwhile, the prime suspect in the Ankita Bhandari rape and murder case has taken oath as Governor. And Lawrence Bishnoi, continues to enjoy special protection in Sabarmati jail even after his gang takes full accountability of firings and murders.