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24/7 this is all I’m doing
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there’s a conference of 5000 union workers in town so the shop has been full of them all day and I’ve gotten to talk labor rights all day, it’s been so sick
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said β€œoh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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I had only heard about the kline’s because streamer drama would leak into my feed, but I just watched some of their most popular clips, and is this not just a show of the most boring people talking about absolutely nothing? and then people send them money? like a lot?
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I really like my coworkers and I really like my manager, but I’m trying to not get too excited about it since I was burned so bad before! I thought we were all friends at the last shop too, and that was the demise of ol’ Scout! gotta be vigilant!!
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Timmy Jackpots and big Reno busting out the classic move β€œbicycle” @renofaust @crulge
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𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝 retweeted
chatgpt killed another person
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we have a new artist and our first conversation was him offering me half of his kiwi, so we stood on the curb eating them like new little monkey friends
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I am so tired that whenever I talk it sounds like marbles are falling out of my mouth
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not being able to talk about something super internet based due to legal reasons is killing me
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𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝 retweeted
There’s an incredible momentum on the video apps right now against the betta fish cup trade. People across the country are posting bettas dying on shelves and confronting store managers. 60+ DVMs/PhDs published an open letter and 6K have signed the petition in one week. ⬇️
Stole another dying fish from petsmart β€” This is Buoy’s 24 hour transformation in a decent tank:
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literally everything that could have gone wrong today did, like to a looney tunes ass extent.
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planet zoo has a Cold War propaganda zoo
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I’m not allowed to fire or hire anyone but everyone keeps quitting because I can’t pay them enough. also all of my animals are freezing. there is a sputnik as well as spy equipment. this is supposed to be a game about zoo animals.
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Give the wolves guns.
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
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𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝 retweeted
A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
the reason moby-dick remains such a vital piece of human art is that it addresses what is probably one of humanity's greatest collective atrocities, the genocide of the whales, with an ambivalence it cannot itself fully articulate. melville is distraught, but he can't explain why
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𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚝.𓆝 retweeted
the reason moby-dick remains such a vital piece of human art is that it addresses what is probably one of humanity's greatest collective atrocities, the genocide of the whales, with an ambivalence it cannot itself fully articulate. melville is distraught, but he can't explain why
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