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Ex-@wweek, ex-Californian, ex-Portlander, currently @azpublicmedia

Tucson, AZ
Joined March 2009
Well, here it is—my last issue at @wweek, which happens to be my favorite issue to do every year. Click for feral peacocks, stoner magicians, robot baristas, a crazy-ass treehouse, a guy named Jesus and a heartfelt goodbye. wweek.com/best-of-portland-e…
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Shaq's addition has been a net negative to the show but the way Charles consistently makes him cry laughing is very charming.
We can’t lose this show. We just can’t.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.
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Digging up a buried pussy hat in my basement like John Wick getting his guns
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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Got beat to the joke but it bears repeating: “What He Run For?”
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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just got an inside scoop on the midterm elections today...shocking turnout
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Today I illegally voted for Ken Paxton in the state of Texas My name is Victor Wembanyama, a French-born basketball player for the San Antonio Spurs!
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Alarmin' Sandiego
NewsNation: Haley Stevens casts her ballot on Election Day.
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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Debbie Ann and Giancarlo Paolucci, 32 and 35, pictured here outside their home in Forest Hills in 1986.
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Haven’t lived there for almost 20 years but growing up driving in for shows/record shopping, I used to see Rick Rubin everywhere. Relatedly I saw every member of RHCP at separate times, plus Giovanni Ribisi, Ted Danson and Master P.
Silly non-Californian question: how likely is it to run into famous people in LA?
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Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout] The president: Have you ever noticed I look like Elvis
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ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
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Man’s still riffing on level that’s friggin’ sublime.
Taika Waititi has called critics “sad lost souls” after ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ became his lowest rated film ever on Rotten Tomatoes. “I haven't read a review of anything aimed at me or my peers in almost 15 years. But I do listen to the people. So this Halloween, let's spare a thought for those sad lost souls who couldn't achieve their dreams of becoming artists, and thus became critics. The same people who also hated Jojo Rabbit! Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin.”
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*jay-z on "monster" voice*
Got my scary movies lined-up for Halloween tonight!
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I know this seems like a bad start to the season but then you watch an NBA game and wonder how legs aren’t shattering on every play.
Oklahoma City Thunder's Chet Holmgren underwent treatment Friday to address a small patellar tendon tear and is expected to return to play in 8-to-10 weeks.
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Still funny to go to kiddie Halloween things and hear “Goo Goo Muck” in between “Monster Mash” and “Ghostbusters.”
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ACAB includes the New York Knicks
PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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