
Ex-@wweek, ex-Californian, ex-Portlander, currently @azpublicmedia
Tucson, AZ
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Well, here it is—my last issue at @wweek, which happens to be my favorite issue to do every year.
Click for feral peacocks, stoner magicians, robot baristas, a crazy-ass treehouse, a guy named Jesus and a heartfelt goodbye. wweek.com/best-of-portland-e…
Shaq's addition has been a net negative to the show but the way Charles consistently makes him cry laughing is very charming.
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CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.
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Digging up a buried pussy hat in my basement like John Wick getting his guns
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Debbie Ann and Giancarlo Paolucci, 32 and 35, pictured here outside their home in Forest Hills in 1986.
Haven’t lived there for almost 20 years but growing up driving in for shows/record shopping, I used to see Rick Rubin everywhere. Relatedly I saw every member of RHCP at separate times, plus Giovanni Ribisi, Ted Danson and Master P.
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Republicans: [one day out from a possible midterms wipeout]
The president: Have you ever noticed I look like Elvis
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ATTENTION VOTERS: The president is NOT on the ballot. We are receiving many calls asking why that race is missing. Also, we can't tabulate voters' hair combs, gift cards, honey-do lists, tax bills or anything besides a Yavapai County Ballot. Happy Voting!
Man’s still riffing on level that’s friggin’ sublime.
Taika Waititi has called critics “sad lost souls” after ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ became his lowest rated film ever on Rotten Tomatoes.
“I haven't read a review of anything aimed at me or my peers in almost 15 years. But I do listen to the people.
So this Halloween, let's spare a thought for those sad lost souls who couldn't achieve their dreams of becoming artists, and thus became critics. The same people who also hated Jojo Rabbit!
Irrelevant. Out of touch. Obsolete. In the bin.”
Still funny to go to kiddie Halloween things and hear “Goo Goo Muck” in between “Monster Mash” and “Ghostbusters.”

































