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I cook tasty food and make tasty drinks. Broadcast tech. Competitive Video Games. Riichi Mahjong. Retired fightstick modder.

Toronto, Canada
Joined January 2012
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Some things shouldn't be done
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i think i'm on YT too much that this is in my feed now
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I love the airport. Where else can you get a beer
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Ayoooooo
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いいおし
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希さん愛してる🫶 #いい推しの日
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Be sure to honor your ancestors tonight, for it is the 25th anniversary of this legend
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#CafePON Green Suiは今日もPONを見守るのであった
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✨🧙‍♀️𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 🎃✨
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Update on the situation in Japan - Sega's ALL.NET has been hit by a cyberattack. This the first widescale attack I'm aware of to ever affect arcades but the consequences are such that many JP arcades can't operate at all since most games have this de facto DRM in place.
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The people of Toronto are not alright I just got honked for stopping at a stop sign
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Flying back home to Toronto
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I forgot to post about it on Twitter but I got an autograph from AWACS Dealer's voice actor thanks to @mczub
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Ive been exposed to levels of mahjong I've never thought possible
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After 41 years, Super Mario Bros is only 2 frames (.03 seconds) from the perfect speedrun.
4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
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4:54.299 SMB1 ANY% WORLD RECORD ON HALLOWEEN WHILE LARPING AS MARIO! It doesn't even feel real that I actually achieved this, but here we are. Only 2 frames (33 milliseconds) stand between this run and absolute perfection / TAS tie. 4:54.265 next!
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whats the charge? a bbw facesitting? a succulent bbw facesitting??
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