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Lead developer @RCPCHTweets Hubbed members @lego_group, digitally investigated @guardian. I am good at logging into websites and uploading files to S3.

London, England
Joined April 2012
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Help us Benny Benassi you're our only hope
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Speedrun rock the poorly child to sleep before my first meeting no feeding snooze %
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My condolences to the whole Microsoft family, thank you for letting me know
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Today in subtle bugs: forget to await a promise, spread and then stringify it and you'll get an empty object 👻 JSON.stringify({ ...new Promise(() => {}) }) '{}'
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I’ll take the total lack of replies as true engagement with this shitpost
What's your favourite version of node.js?
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What's your favourite version of node.js?
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Software engineering is 80% ropey backfill jobs because everything has the notion of a “user” and 20% linting
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Thinking of making a Cloudformation custom resource at work. Are we: - Mad with power - Pragmatically keeping all config in a template - Overthinking a bash script?
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Frontend: we use the Elm Architecture to reliably manage the complexity of state. Backend: we use Kafka to reliably manage the complexity of state. In the middle: LOL shall I retry the fetch request a few times?
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Someone somewhere gotta materialise those views. Has anyone tried consuming the ordered events directly from the browser and using idempotency ids to simulate req/rep?
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This morning my lint command is randomly out of memory erroring node. How's your morning going?
All code linting is busy work
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This laptop is a supercomputer but nah it's not got enough memory to FORMAT SOME TEXT
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My new king who rocked up at the tip with two fridges on his Smart car and asked “what bin for fridges?”
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The thought leader strikes again
Can science explain how I become a 10x programmer when listening to late 90s early 2000s trance?
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Cache the entire page and purge via API on change is often overlooked for medium to big websites
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and can you work out from your data sources whether something on a given page has changed
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but those change events don't have to be super granular - you de-cache your entire site when you deploy anyway and it's likely that your traffic spikes are to just a few pages
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My build just took 27 minutes 40 seconds to yarn install. What's the solution to this madness? Burn it all down and use Deno?
It's a beautiful day for a 864 second yarn install
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