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Everyone keeps talking about Haley Stevens this morning, and I just realized the whole time I was thinking of Nikki Haley
ALT Abe Simpson at a typewriter captioned “Dear Mr. President: There are too many politicians nowadays. Please eliminate three... hundred?”
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Poppy discourse going around, so just an FYI the Canadian Legion now sells actual hard poppy pins with backs you can order from Amazon for under 5 bucks and avoid the annual struggle with the velvet and straight pin ones.
The punchline is that actually happened globaltimes.cn/page/202608/1…
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I'm very very sad tonight. I just learned that Stephen Biesty passed away in 2024 at 63... He is one of my favorite artist. Rest in peace.
It felt like it took a decade of living in Canada to understand how the name "Hamburger Helper" even makes sense.
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Jagmeet Singh on an Ottawa sidewalk, boxed in against his Mercedes by an angry crowd. What's in the bag Jagmeet, they cry. We're all sick of not knowing what's in the bag. Jagmeet's face is stony, his turban glowing under the photographer's lamps in brilliant magenta. With immense dignity, as if there is no mob, he bends to the red Nike duffel, unzips. The crowd bays anxiously as Jagmeet reaches, grasps. It's another Jagmeet! A miniature Jagmeet, a squirming baby with his same fierce face and pink turban. The crowd is chastened, stunned. The big Jagmeet begins to cradle the little Jagmeet, soothing him. He looks now to the crowd, plaintive. Sighs of relief, chastened applause. Baby Jagmeet is laughing. The tension has dissolved. A few minutes after yesterday's release
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I have looked in
the bag
that was stolen
by Jagmeet
and which
you had probably
seen just
minutes after yesterday's release
forgive me
it's full of secrets
so mysterious
and so bold
Forever? They had this on Jeopardy just this past Friday and none of the contestants can properly name this device.
On Version History: How a bit of military tech changed the way we learn forever. theverge.com/podcast/1013473…
I thought the RBC HSBC Canada acquisition was always a bs thing to just buy a set of captive clients, but I recently saw an ad for RBC HKD services and thought "whoa they're not *completely* treating us like shit"
Someone out there doing something about the demographic transition and he gets raked over the coals.
有人為人口轉型做一份力，卻成了眾矢之的。
China’s most chaotic wedding story of the year
A man in Guizhou had two separate banquets at the same hotel on the same day: his wedding downstairs with his legal wife, and a 100-day celebration upstairs for his child with his ex-girlfriend.
The two groups ended up in a dispute, and hotel staff called the police.
I get changing the scam ad images to make them look like regular fashion ads to avoid detection but why are the depicted humans still Erica Johnson and Jagmeet Singh 🤔
That people were posting that Melania Trump is Yugoglazing, while this was going down, just makes this back from infuriating to funny again.
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An absolutely wild update from Turkiye:
“After building a columnist persona in the Canadian press, he upped his game. [Robson] contacted foreign newsrooms to run operations on Canadian-Moroccan businessman Hicham Jerando and one former Moroccan high-ranking intelligence officer, Mehdi Hijaouy.”
turkiyetoday.com/world/exclu…?
The alleged "Daniel Robson" mentioned in this story appears to have published multiple bylines with @TheHubCanada, which is presumably one of the "other bylines" Perreaux most likely found when searching online.
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Kelvin waves are massive underwater waves that occur during a strong El Niño event and could increase flood risks for low-lying shorelines. fox5dc.com/news/what-is-kelv…
