Closed Circle ' Bankster Crew
Frankfurt'
Joined September 2026
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The SUPER Tax Method...
Inhale the information - imprint it onto your brain
Understand the game '
Trapping is about pace, the game is about pace..La Ferrari 300km/h
Do you have what it takes?
Only 1 way to find out..
Money makes money - do everything to get yours - ALL you can eat
Rooms with cash touching the ceiling..
I don't know anything else..who is like us?
Bankster retweeted
The BEST Fugazi Front Business to Open..(theoretically)
European Telecom (shocking)
Not really
Small office - Decent sized stock
On paper sign 1 client (company *inofficially* controlled by you)
Conveniently they buy up the entire stock on a monthly basis
(resell stock on the black market)
Pay tax and take home €20,000/m
In reality u make $4,000,000 a year in Crypto
It's SO EASY to Manufacture the history of Funds these days
World is at your disposal
Offshore Banking - Shell Companies - Cryptocurrency
Mix that in with some Nominees + A good Forger + Shady Lawyers
Limitless
Why even bother?
Quite a few guys (maybe ur one of them) do not care for Dubai - Cyprus - Malta - Georgia
We just want to sip 'spressos, smoke reds and eat good (while racking up Mills)
As long as ur a pretty tax paying slave (in the Gov's eyes)
The Operator can swim (quite) safely
Bankster retweeted
Running Chinese Peptides is BIG Business... Despite the Struggles that comes with it
Everyone and their dogs are sniffing, injecting and pumping Peptides these days
Moda (my fav) Reta and 1000 others that (supposedly) have real effects
It's a weird time the niche finds itself in rn
Super mainstream - Legally not so much
That's why these Brands shipping from China and Russia need to get Clever and run it Blackhat-ish
Dedicating HUGE amounts of time towards:
- High Risk Processing
- Nominee Based Companies
- Offshore Bank Accounts
- Cashapp and Crypto Payments (to stay under the radar)
And much more
It's not the end of the world - the problem is solvable
How...?
Stop putting out fires with fire
Plata o Plomo
1 Solid Banking Structure (for the price of a vacation) makes and saves these companies NASTY amounts
Israeli Opsec - American Shell Companies - Banana Republic type OP
Peptides are top 3 my Favorite niche to work with
Bankster retweeted
Making $$$ is 1 thing..Protecting the P is a Different Ball Game...
Assume the Hyenas are watching
Tapped Coms - "Homie" might be a Fed - Link is a Drainer
It's a Game for sure..not a funny one tho
Ignorant mistakes = Serious trouble
Professional dick Slanging Gangstas know how to Move
Awareness on another Level..
Ultra Skeptic
Deliberate actions..
Encryption is necessary
TailsOS when DEVIOUS shit taking place (opsec manual soon)
Speaking in Code
Print Cash - Crime the IRS - Ghost
Do you have what it takes?
Sure...?
Bankster retweeted
IF You’re Running (and Printing $$$) Operations in Any of These:
- WH / GH / BH Ecom
- Crypto Trading
- Peptides
- P2P
- OFM
Taking Advantage of Nominee based Offshore Structures (should be) a No-brainer..
- Complete Separation (opsec)
- 0% Tax
- Clean Funds (both crypto and fiat)
- Strong Payment systems
Just a few examples of the Benefits^
Don’t sleep on the Opportunity…
There’s always work to do
Level Up
Best time to Pull the trigger was yesterday
Next best is Now <—
Encrypted Conversations Only
Bankster retweeted
We had to Dodge 2000 Trannies Trynna Molest us..
Khao san road Filing fugazi companies and banking is probs my favorite story from 2026
Revolut absolutely succeeded in molesting @yevrrah (something the trannies didnt)
5figs lost just like that
Put him on some game > @AgoraCards
And then we went Pingpong shows paid with Crypto
Anonymously ofcourse
Can’t catch us Lackin with that shit on the card statements
I rarely ever make a payment/banking related post, but has to be shared:
Your choice of payment processing + efficient banking set-up is genuinely one of the most important decisions you need to make as a business owner
It’s one of those things you don’t really care about until shit hits the fan
This year alone, I’ve been banned from countless banks. Payments have been by far my #1 problem. It’s led to business being damaged and countless partnerships + reputation taking a hit
Make loads of money > bank or processor freezes you > cash-flow problems arise > team needs paying > deal-flow slows down whilst you try fixing your problems > partners lose faith in project > business crumbles
This same cycle is happening everywhere
Go on the timeline and you see one guy with $30k stolen from wise
Check Reddit and some ecom founder has a million-dollar issue with Shopify
Scroll on TikTok and some teen’s had his KYC from Rev leaked on the dark-web (now has the Albanese on his ass)
Your set-up needs to be bullet proof
“Prevention is better than cure”
Credit where credit is due, there’s two parties that have absolutely clutched for me in recent months (coming from someone who’s been through hell with payments and banking solutions)
@AgoraCards - By far the best non-kyc crypto card for spending and receiving. Complete anonymity with amazing support. No holds and very few limitations. Both the virtual and physical card is elite.
@bcsagent - Met him in Bangkok earlier this year during a nightmare Revolut issue I had. Knows the ins and outs of payments and banking set-up. Anything you need, this guy will help you with
One last thing to mention
Don’t fall for the dangly carrot of “low fee payment processing”
The speed of support and direct connection you have with those who straight up handle your money is way more important than any low-fee set-up a company can ever offer you
Bankster retweeted
Tax Havens are OVERRATED AF
“Move to Paraguay and Pay 0% Tax”
Yeah Bro SURE
Don’t get me wrong there’s banging locations that are good to live in + 0% tax
but to be honest
It’s such a drag to even bother
Paperwork - Moving - Exit tax - Penthouse
90% Less Headache just burning and churning nominees ngl
Live wherever tf u want
Setup a chill front biz and bill ur other companies small sums $ (pay tax)
= Look legit in the eyes of the tax man
Make Millions
50 Bank accounts - 20 Companies
@AgoraCards and Bank cards (on nominees) to Spend
On paper pulling in 10K
Ur set
Bankster retweeted
For Whitehat Ecom Operations (running on nominee based US LLCs)
A solid Banking Infrastructure Includes:
Mercury - Slash - Wise
Mercury for Stripe/Shopify Payouts
Wise is the Pass through Engine (Aka currency Swaps £€¥>$)
Slash to Flip Dollars into Crypto
Send that Shit out FAST (no reporting)
No Taxes
Unstoppable Wallet > XMR
Trezor > Stashing Stables
@AgoraCards to Spend (BEP20 USDT)
7Figure System right there
Bankster retweeted
I rarely ever make a payment/banking related post, but has to be shared:
Your choice of payment processing + efficient banking set-up is genuinely one of the most important decisions you need to make as a business owner
It’s one of those things you don’t really care about until shit hits the fan
This year alone, I’ve been banned from countless banks. Payments have been by far my #1 problem. It’s led to business being damaged and countless partnerships + reputation taking a hit
Make loads of money > bank or processor freezes you > cash-flow problems arise > team needs paying > deal-flow slows down whilst you try fixing your problems > partners lose faith in project > business crumbles
This same cycle is happening everywhere
Go on the timeline and you see one guy with $30k stolen from wise
Check Reddit and some ecom founder has a million-dollar issue with Shopify
Scroll on TikTok and some teen’s had his KYC from Rev leaked on the dark-web (now has the Albanese on his ass)
Your set-up needs to be bullet proof
“Prevention is better than cure”
Credit where credit is due, there’s two parties that have absolutely clutched for me in recent months (coming from someone who’s been through hell with payments and banking solutions)
@AgoraCards - By far the best non-kyc crypto card for spending and receiving. Complete anonymity with amazing support. No holds and very few limitations. Both the virtual and physical card is elite.
@bcsagent - Met him in Bangkok earlier this year during a nightmare Revolut issue I had. Knows the ins and outs of payments and banking set-up. Anything you need, this guy will help you with
One last thing to mention
Don’t fall for the dangly carrot of “low fee payment processing”
The speed of support and direct connection you have with those who straight up handle your money is way more important than any low-fee set-up a company can ever offer you
Yesterday I called out a payment processor for how badly they treated my business.
Today, I'm giving credit to a company that did the EXACT OPPOSITE.
I decided to switch to @Commas.
And within just 15 MINUTES, their team personally onboarded me and got my account APPROVED.
15 MINUTES.
No endless emails.
No AI bots repeating the same useless responses.
No waiting days to speak to an actual human.
Just a team that understood my situation and got things moving.
That's how you treat business owners.
Now, I've been reading the comments under my previous posts, and I noticed A LOT of you are also looking for an alternative payment processor.
So I might have something for you.
I'm working with @Commas on a special LOWER processing fee offer for 10 business owners who are currently processing payments.
If you're processing payments and looking for better rates, comment "COMMAS" below.
I'll select 10 people from the comments.
Bankster retweeted
Finessing the IRS Out of Millions is EASY...
Finessing the IRS Out of Millions is EASY...
Bankster retweeted
Nothing Comes CLOSE to Printing $$$ From the Phone..
Tapping buttons all day long - hopping on calls - yap sessh VNs
The Autist meme trader drops an insider tip = $30,000 made
Telegram is my 2nd home
Julian Petroulas drops a YT vid = Stock portfolio 10x
Brazilian duo calling with 7fig washing deals (sssh)
Russian babe VA doing the boring work while im piping her sister(s)
Mommas bills paid - she thinks i wholesale eggs to grocery stores (ily mom)
Airbnb scouting [where to live for the next 6 months?]
Dealership gifted a "Honorary Customer Plaque"
Crime high - Fast fucks - Stack thick - Smoke Red
Schizo out for today
Bankster retweeted
Finessing the IRS Out of Millions is EASY...
All it is (simply put) is Understanding and Mastering the basics
Shell Companies - Online/Offshore Banking - Opsec
Put the Kippa on and get to work bro
Use the Tools at your disposal
(or hmu to speedrun the process)
Bankster retweeted
Leonardo Da’Vinci Would’ve been SO Proud of the Art World in 2027..
Paintings going to the Elites for €100M+
Bullshit foundations buying, selling and donating Art purely for the love of (money laundering) the game..
Nothing but a Sham space…A Beautiful Sham
Same goes for Fashion (sorry mamacita)
The Mandem knows how to take Advantage
We pay no Tax
Swiss runners set up shop in Paris
Birikins and Van Gogh’s in bulk
European Foundations - Shell Companies - Encrypted Coms - French Milfs
Sell Birks to the fugazi LLC for a 2x imaginary markup
Easy eh?
Move in high places and bag a couple sexy 40s wives of the rich
Sell the Birkins AGAIN to them mature Frenchies
Throw in some D = close rate 80%+
Crypto wallet balance at $7,000,000
Offshore Bank on a USB
Disappear… Games the game bruv
Bankster retweeted
🚨 Almost Sold Out: EU Physical Card Clearance!
Only a few units of our black physical cards remain under the clearance promotion.
Get yours for $360 instead of $500, saving $140.
Available to new and existing EU customers while stocks last.
Please note: The UK is excluded from this promotion.
Once the remaining units are gone, the offer ends.
Don’t miss out!
Bankster retweeted
Modafinil is what Fuels Money Laundering Operations..
Nobody in the biz is sober and healthy
Everyone flipping up fugazi offshore companies and foundations are slaves to some type of substance..
Losers go with Alcohol and Fent
Small fish do Coke.
Ep-stoin class does Moda
8 Figure clients moving bread in the most obscure ways possible..
Fiat gets turned into Crypto which is used to buy Tons of Goldbars off an unmarked tanker in the Gulf
Dropped at the port of Haifa in exchange for Ak47s
Smuggled into Yemen and handed over the Houthis
A fat billionaire calls right after shitting on 18 chests
Thanks you for the honorable work and that there's $9,000,000,000 in Diamonds waiting in the Burj Khalifa top floor
Different ball game..
Couldn't have happened without ungodly fearlessness fueled from Modafinil..
Bankster retweeted
PrivCart merchants will soon be able to move money between crypto and their bank account.
We’re partnering with @AerariumFX and @bcsagent. Sell crypto and get paid to your bank, or send a bank transfer and receive crypto in your wallet. No KYC required.
Bank payouts usually arrive within 1 to 2 business days, and crypto is sent instantly once your transfer arrives. Aerarium’s standard fee is 4%. Through our partnership, PrivCart merchants pay 3.5%, all in.
This is one more step in building out the no KYC ecosystem around PrivCart, so merchants can get paid and cash out without handing over ID.
Launch date to follow.
Bankster retweeted
Onlyfans Crypto Cash Out…99% of them Whores didn’t even know that’s Possible..
Bout a year ago when i was detoxing up in the North African mountains
An old mate called and said let’s get this rolling.. ‘Course BRUV
A plug in software (CHEAP AF) that whores can use to evade taxes
Onlyfans already keeps 20% of earnings automatically
Then the Gov wants 40-50% in taxes? fock that
The play OFM's needs to run
Front company (churn and burn) with random girl on the KYC
[Offshore bank accounts]
Crypto <> Fiat Settler Plug-in (3% fee)
Receive Crypto Tax Free
Fuck the company off when Tax season comes around
Crime - Cash - Repeat
