Second slightly more illegal weekend idea: (I won't do it.. but maybe you will) Desolder the mff2 flock ESIM onto one of those nanosim adapter boards (pretty easy it's like a weird wson-8) and use it for free mobile data (there's also non soldered adapters)

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