Matthew Barratt

Good Old Speckled Hen, Finest beer in all England. Very pleasant taste.

Hello my name’s Mac, Enjoy one more samey ad. PC’s gone to sleep.

Al Gore runs for Pres? And you know what that will mean, Re-runs of his film.

Yankees get their man, Al Qaeda boss in the klink. Hope he likes orange.

Hilary for Pres? Learnt the trade from good ol' Bill. Smokes cigars does she?

Apple profits soar, Sold very many ipods. I ain't bought one yet.

Queen Vic liked a 'tach, a top lip hairy tangle, Delicate ones best.

Snoop Dog banned from Oz, No yellow brick road for him: He's a naughty boy.

Sarko courts Bayrou, Whilst Sego's wiles seduce him. Who will pay the most?

Carrib pirate film, Soon to hit the box office. Still too long to wait.

New Malay king crowned, Gets five short years in the job. Make the most of it!

Bush plays bongo drums, With not much of a rhythm. Best he keeps day job.

Harry goes to war? Commander in chief not sure. Sign up for the Navy!

Dick Gere snogs Shilpa,all India takes offence.Still, lucky blighter.

Yeltsin kicks bucket, and vodka shortage eases. A coincidence?

Gordon Brown huffs, puffs. Tony's house is still standing. Is it made of Straw?

All France votes today. Sarkozy is likely to win. Chirac off to gaol?

Angry man with grudge. Society give him Gun. Bullets fly, young die.

A new spring day dawns. Birds twitter on my roof tiles. Bloody noisy gits.

Chili and cornbread. A satisfying dinner. Done the washing up?