baked on the telly for a bit. he/they

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Joined July 2019
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Not only is it not Friday but it isn’t even Wednesday
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dylan with a palestine earring? that's king shit tbh #GBBO
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
Unbelievable moment, ADELE seeing CΓ©line Dion in the audience #Adele #CELINE
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β€œi’m a top” β€œim a bottom” okay??? im a Lamborghini ??? I’m a Hollywood star ??? I’m a little bit tipsy when I drive my car ??
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just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow
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WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
This is @PeteButtigieg with the only acceptable answer.
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Charli: everything is romantic Caroline Polachek: I’m SO TIRED! It rained today and I got my period. Don’t get me started on the foxes. I’m in London by the way
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
It’s a knife when your job makes you work
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#BBUK Daze looking at Rosie funny now that her new name of Baked Potato means her initials are BP
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
Just had basically this conversation with my dad
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JD Vance: The rules were you guys weren’t going to fact check. So you agree? You were lying?
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
A will? I don't even have a way
How often do you update your will?
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
πŸ‘€ #GBBO
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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michael chakraverty πŸ‰ retweeted
heeeeeere we go lads!
It's time to meet your new besties ❀️ Bake Off starts Tuesday 24th September at 8pm on Channel 4. #GBBO
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