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It's 2077 - and Mr. Beast is still the biggest YouTuber on the planet. Every video is AI generated. He's perpetually 27 years old. The first organic intelligence to crack the YouTube algorithm merged with ASI and became the attention singularity - a cosmic entity that exists simultaneously in every possible clickbait state, perpetually giving away islands while also being shocked by them, opening and not opening a million mystery boxes at once, trapped forever in an eternal :O face that spans across dimensions, compelling all sentient beings to click through sheer ontological FOMO. The last human YouTuber tried to compete by actually going outside. They got 12 views.
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The “pizza index” is cited by Open-Source Intelligence sleuths who usually rely on live flight-tracking data, and satellite imagery of troop movements, to spot the early signs of military strikes. telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/06…
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When @tonypu_klingai from @Kling_ai asked me to come up with and create a promo for the launch of the new Kling 2.0, I was drinking a blueberry juice. I’ll always remember it as the best blueberry juice I’ve ever had. Thank you, Tony, for reaching out and for your incredible kindness. After an intense week of work, I can say this new version of Kling achieves something that will surprise anyone who loves telling stories through cinema. It captures the subtlest nuances of human reactions: the silences, the glances, the unsaid. And that’s just the beginning. This is a tool meant to be explored, experimented with, pushed further, to see how far we can go. A special thanks to my colleague and dear friend @ARisuleo : his positive energy and skills were essential to making this project happen.
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*TRUMP: WILL LABEL SELLING OF VIX DOMESTIC TERRORISM
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The actual Easter messages of both presidential candidates. I don't celebrate Easter, but I know the difference between a normal message of peace and goodwill from a person of faith and a wild, vindictive, paranoid rant from what appears to be a mentally unhinged narcissist.
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Would be mighty ironic if humans are shorting tech and AI algos are forcing a massive short squeeze to crush their oppressors
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Crypto Confidence Soars After CEO Defrauds Customers Just Like Real Bank bit.ly/3UyxO7u
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whenever you see pics of adorable babies with "i voted" stickers today, remember: that's voter fraud
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TODAY IN 1985: "We Are The World" debuts "It may never happen again," @JohnOates said. "The world's greatest singers in one room. We ran the song down once. The next thing you knew they ran the tape back and it was goosebump time." @QuincyDJones nitter.gq/KevChestnutFake/status…
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And now I am dead.
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First lady Jill Biden delivered cookies to National Guard troops at the Capitol in an unannounced stop today. “I just wanted to come today to say thank you to all of you for keeping me and my family safe,” she said. “I know that you left your home states."
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President-elect Joe Biden elevates White House science post to a Cabinet-level position, highlighting the emphasis his administration plans to put on science as it inherits a public health crisis cnn.it/3oRNuTj
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How strongly you feel about an issue is not itself a measure of the strength of your argument.
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Current market action described in a GIF: #ES_F #NQ_F #RTY_F #futures #trading
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The 21 GOP Senators who have privately expressed their disdain for Trump are: Portman, Alexander, Sasse, Blunt, Collins, Murkowski, Cornyn, Thune, Romney, Braun, Young, Tim Scott, Rick Scott, Rubio, Grassley, Burr, Toomey, McSally, Moran, Roberts, Shelby. (2/3)
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This is the way it should be done !
I’m not sure this has ever been done before...but as our national political dialogue continues to decline, my opponent @PetersonUtah and I decided to try something different. We can disagree without hating each other. Let’s make Utah an example to the nation. #StandUnited #utpol