i am never on this app anymore but i am at my wits end with the great mystery of where is my phone and i know there are sleuths here that would tell houdini how he did his tricks, so here i am.
...because google has fucked its algorithm to the point of failing to direct match pretty much even its own brand search.... the internet cannot tell me .... does this mean a smart ass skollie knew how to turn off a locked device (and wtf is it responding to their voice)
A person can only fall off the horse so many times until you realise there is no fucking horse, but an iguana which doesn't want to be saddled up
somebody on this app said the one thing eskom will never run out of is audacity and so waar as wragtig, today they cut us off 30 mins early in slaapstad with its GMT of -TwoDaysago
Do you guys think the reason we as Satafrikans stay funny despite the trauma is cause we used our krokodil trane when our mothers got the sloffie on vir ons iets gee om oor te huil π
Spare a thought for Stage 3, so eagerly awaiting its turn, so keen to destroy our lives... and just skipped over like a legit tender application.




