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Distinctly average, identify as a disappointment. So brave in the face of all those roots that ruin. Bella, Bob and me with my ADHD.

climbing up rocks
Joined July 2009
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i am never on this app anymore but i am at my wits end with the great mystery of where is my phone and i know there are sleuths here that would tell houdini how he did his tricks, so here i am.
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...because google has fucked its algorithm to the point of failing to direct match pretty much even its own brand search.... the internet cannot tell me .... does this mean a smart ass skollie knew how to turn off a locked device (and wtf is it responding to their voice)
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...or does this mean that i inadvertently somehow activated assistant (further context it accidentally activated and set a two min timer while in builders....) and turned my phone off.... which now remains OFF and yet somewhere in this fucking house
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why do all the south african guys have the surname fnb is it like with iceland and son or something
A person can only fall off the horse so many times until you realise there is no fucking horse, but an iguana which doesn't want to be saddled up
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At the exist? Is this not the existence? Am I in the Matrix? I have so many questions
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today. i wasn’t a very good dog april fools. i was so good
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somebody on this app said the one thing eskom will never run out of is audacity and so waar as wragtig, today they cut us off 30 mins early in slaapstad with its GMT of -TwoDaysago
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Do you guys think the reason we as Satafrikans stay funny despite the trauma is cause we used our krokodil trane when our mothers got the sloffie on vir ons iets gee om oor te huil 😭
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Spare a thought for Stage 3, so eagerly awaiting its turn, so keen to destroy our lives... and just skipped over like a legit tender application.
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Imagine if we had candyfloss but the floss isn't candy.... It's CHIPNICKS 🀀
I read insult and thought, damn what a bargain πŸ™ƒ
Let’s cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month.