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Hello! It is time you meet my alter ego "Unnamed Artist" I'm delighted to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime. I'm selling my 1st NFT. Though bidding starts at 100.00, you can “BUY IT NOW” for 69,346,250.50! opensea.io/assets/0x9201a886…
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1969:
-what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM?
-sending people to the moon
2017:
-what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM?
-running Slack
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My boss loved The Mythical Man Month. He gave me 2 copies and said 'here, it'll take you half the time.'
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From a Norwegian paper:
- If you were stranded on an island, who would you bring along?
- I'll take one for the team and bring along Trump
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Belgium has just effectively banned end-to-end encrypted VoIP.
gist.github.com/joepie91/6bf…
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So here's where we're at. This is the central post office in Belfast #brexit #EURefResults
I use @Trello for planning world domination, and setting backgrounds in my browser bit.ly/1NF1j2l #Trello10m
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Good morning. It is Oct. 5, 2015. Affirmation: "I am strong, confident, and ready to go back to sleep."
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> a museum, 2017
"Miss, what is that?"
"This children, is a website, built with actual HTML...I know, how quaint."
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Engineers are the least-fun people because they know they're the ones that have to implement the bullshit everyone else dreams up.