The two time 😎

I bluffed my way to first (and second) 😎 My heads up opponent was a very cool guy too :) Such a fun poker room, if you’re ever in Morioka give it a visit 楽しいトナメをありがとうございました！とても幸運なフィッシュは龍になれるかも🐟

I feel like you deserve to get a few bad performance reviews at least before a girl breaks up with you Can we unionize or something?

How many times do you need to hit your head after a concussion to get CTE? I feel like less than 10 should be safe right ?

Was feeling like Shinji today but, realized I’m probably Masato rough

In tokyo rn

Can’t wait until my next unemployment

In the past 3 months I’ve: - Become unemployed - Quit doing cardio - Stopped studying daily - Moved to Atlanta 😶 - Started drinking - Started eating dessert However I’ve also marginally improved at Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo GameCube :)

Why are showers shaped like big urinals if not to piss in?

Was in the Montreal graveyard today and passed the children’s section. All the headstones were miniature 😭

Waiting for the day a homeless man asks for Venmo after I say I don’t carry cash

never was :(

Nothing like the nervous need to empty your guts in the toilet before tournament / ranked games

I nominated Tyler Swift for @BTSsmash #SmashSummit12 smash.gg/smashsummit12/votin… via @smashgg :)))))

I would like to leave work and play Skyrim. #dovahkiin