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IF YOU ARE READING THIS I NEED YOU TO STICK A FORK IN THE NEAREST OUTLET IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME
i don’t buy into much afterlife stuff but i am hopeful for reincarnation because can you imagine how nice this would be? you can just lick your body and it tastes like coconut and it’s also Fine to do that now.
i think organized religion will be fine if a few twitter artists get a little fruity with it. it’s survived worse.
everyone’s turned into such a neurotic prude, it’s so fucking annoying.
i lock eyes with the giant poster of buff jesus i keep on my ceiling whenever i tug my worm and frankly, it’s the main thing i look forward to every day
chudesque kestrels vs. the stoic owls. your choice america.






















