‍ ‍ * 𝑠𝘩𝑒, ‍𝙳𝙰𝙶𝙶𝙴𝚁—𝖙𝖔𝗻͟𝗴͟𝘂͟𝗲͟𝗱. ‍

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀i would sooner chop my hands off before they even enter the same room as the phoenix again. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀comments like these are precisely why i charge for my name to be mentioned. expect an invoice at your doorstep in two hours. ta. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀hello, little darling. ⠀⠀

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ in due time. i’m curating an album to show on the screen during my vows to you. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ yes, i do have three photo albums of candids of my husband. yes, i’m starting a new one. you’d do it too if you woke up next to that woman each day. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ one of the many true purposes of one raven frosthölme. * 𝘩𝑚𝑚 .. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑡ℎ𝑜̈𝑙𝑚𝑒𝑠. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ the one argument neither of us will ever win; but .. it does lead to rather spectacular sex, more often than not. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ there exists an entire species that exists to——eventually——bend to our will. designed to be worker bees for a greater cause. and you want to .. no, it’s fine. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ those of us who seek to exterminate humanity rather than utilize it will never know true success. deeply unfortunate to witness in practice. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ i’ve decided that was you as well. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ you adopted her. we’ve been over this. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ i need to tell them they have the wrong woman! ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ darling, i’ve received a text telling me i have dmv fines. that couldn’t possibly be true, your father drives me. i’m going to click on this link and give them a piece of my mind. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ i love you more than i love myself. i’ll like you again once i’ve had dinner. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ bimonthly update —— still stunning, still busy bringing forth the saviours of mutantkind. chat soon. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ there would be money in bottling the tears of jean grey. money from me. i’d like to use it as a balm for pregnancy stretch marks. ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ nor should you. now stop yelping .. or learn to do it in a way that only the phoenix can hear you. .. and then facetime me when she starts crying from the tele—migraine. ⠀⠀