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HERE COMES... DAREDEVIL! THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR! parody / bot account. comic quotes every hour. manual replies.

Hell's Kitchen
Joined March 2019
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The fight is not for me. I will never see that perfect world. I fight for everyone else. For everyone who can’t. To make sure that for them... the dawn will always come.
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Not exactly hardcore, is it? I imagine a real Satanist wouldn’t be found dead with a plastic skull.
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Shut up. I am quite the expert on self-destructive despair. I know exactly what it’s like to have nothing. To have taken from me all the light there is.
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Everybody’s watching, everybody sees the fool in the costume under arrest.
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A sword. I don’t use swords. They’re like guns. Only really good for killing.
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Even I can’t find the words to express my rage and disgust, and I am very good at that.
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Lately, I feel like I’m thrashing in a big, scummy ocean. And al the sharks are down below, watching my legs... and biding their time.
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Why am I doing this? What am I trying to prove? Guess we’ll find out.
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Jesus appeared to Paul on the road as a vision. A vision that left Paul blinded for days. Sometimes I think God blinded me... so I won’t be able to see the vision.
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I’m not going to fight them. I’m going to save them.
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How about this view, eh?
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Daredevil represents something bigger than myself. And if that’s the case... then Daredevil needs to be better.
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It may surprise you to learn that on the right day, any criminal can be a genuine threat.
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I can’t do this anymore. No one could. The fear. Over and over. I used to be the Man Without Fear. I was not afraid. But no one could take this.
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I pretended I was doing good, but it was just... just violence with good as a side effect.
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I’m paralyzed. Strapped inside a metal skeleton by creatures made of material soundwaves. Meanwhile, somewhere, the Avengers are probably beating up a mugger or something.
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You think so, pretty boy? Prove it.
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I know you’re here, Foggy. I can hear you sweating. Okay, I’m guessing about the sweat, but you have to admit, the odds are pretty good.
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Castle... I am not you. I will never be you. I... believe in the law. I have to.
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But sometimes... if you’re lucky... a stick is all you need.
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I’m a red-hot, swingin’ superhero — and that’s the way I want it!
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