Matt Parsons

@bluejays to change their name to The Janitors, due to all the sweeping they have been doing. #mlb #jays

#gravypics #TGwedding #gerberdaisys

#gravypics #weddingedition

@DoccAndrews dude this traffic is brutal over the Alex Fraser. I gotta hear some wagon wheel to get me through this .

@jrfm my Grandpa is 92, and I guarantee he never ate no lettuce wrap!

@stimulantj @djyeppa @henry Best

@BakesTakes84 Luongo shutout.

You know, I really need to get one of those jackets with the fur on the hood.

4am. Not quite morning not quite night. Gonna stay up, we'll be alright. #feelingveryolyimpictoday

People who talk on their bluetooths whilst not driving.

So they it's healthy for men to have 2 beers a day. Is it still healthy if I save my beer up all week and have 12 on Saturday?

Happy #ifmd

@DoccAndrews this is something you have to share! m.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHA…

When people call burgers sandwiches. #biggestpetpeeve

I don't always change the kitty litter, but when I do the cats shit in it right away. #catproblems

#cbc #HNIC Ron McLean you are the Weasel. Totally unnecessary on a night to honour a great #canuck. That's te problem I guess a #canuck.

@botchford @sportsnetmurph someone really dropped the ball not having the #Canucks wearing the Black and Yellow tonite. #Bure10

Gotta feel good for #redsox fans, haven't seen their team win WS at home since 1918... So deprived. You deserve it. #gosuckanegg

David Suzuki is so green he eats his grass clippings mowed by his lawn mower which happens to be an organic free range goat. #shit