Mark Clarke

Sjo @Airbnb has really.gone down. – at Randburg, South Africa

What has Tom Cruise got to do with soccer? – at Sandton, South Africa

@PredisAI What's up with your web site and mobile app? It hasn't been working for over 24 hours now?

What's up with the R250 service fee when buying electricity? #eskom #fnb

What is the crooked uncle saying now?

Everyone chill. You should all know this sentence is a ruse to make it appear that our legal system is impartial & not compromised. He will never see the inside of a jail. It's a carefully orchestrated movie where the actors know their roles. Once the hype is over he will walk.

Another one caught in the pit trap at the Colony centre @helenzille @ferialhaffajee

Why do those round 2 pin plugs never fit into the round plug ports? Is this some kind of EU standards hell?

There is a 10 layer of hell and it is the Meta developer experience. #Developers #facebook #meta

Honestly these underground Iran missile cities look like something out of Hollywood's evil secret organization liars. There must be a shark and piranha pools in there somewhere. #IranWar‌

On this human rights day I hope you have water.

Honestly I feel for the developer burn out at Meta. I mean imagine having to explain the abomination of a UI and workflow requirements. "I know we fight against fake accounts but you need to create one and and give us access to it after you have given the fake permissions..."

Figuring out the obscure machinations of @Meta with it APIs setup and configuration, across different assets which have be cobbled together in a Frankenstein horror, requires divining the capricious will of the gods from the entrailsb of developers. #facebook

Oddly government procurement policies give you points if you have an owner who is unemployed. What does that even mean?

What goes up must come down.

Why aren't the Brits making nursery rhymes anymore? Prince Andrew is such rich material. "Georgie Porgie pudding and pie ..."

Chaos at OR Tambo last night because no one is expected to work on the fist Sunday of the year obviously. #ATNS #ORTambo #FlightDelays #AviationSA #AirTrafficControl #TravelUpdate

@AirportsZA massive delays due to ATNS system failure. Who you going to blame?