Level Designer @UbiReflections working on @TheDivisionGame πŸ—ΊοΈ prev. @AvatarFrontiers opinions my own, fuelled by shouty music & cats

North East, England
Joined July 2017
can't get Malev/Guilt Trip presale cos of Sam Fender nonce bots πŸ’”
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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signing my divorce papers with the penyatta
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treatment #deadlock
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hes getting the call from valve that he's being added to deadlock
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Counterstrike has 0 character variety, its so boring fighting the same terrorist and counter terrorists every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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Why do furries always use canines for their ocs. What if there was a furry that was a gorilla that had the intelligence of a human and had a tesla cannon and could jump really high
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Maybe I'm just a cynic, and I know Polygon isn't exactly known for reputable 'journalism'. But waiting til a beloved studio gets shut down to write an article like this just screams cashing in on clicks. If you genuinely felt this way you'd have given them their flowers long ago.
Can We Finally Agree That Dragon Age: The Veilguard Was Actually Terrific? polygon.com/dragon-age-the-v…
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I have no horse in this race; I've never played a Bioware game. But the industry is so bleak right now for devs and then you'll see some bullshit article like this and you just know it was written for all the wrong reasons by someone chasing clout. Incredibly bad faith imo
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they closed down bioware, check on your gay friends
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Type of thing referenced in a 7th century manuscript by a guy named Theobald of Cremona that later scholars conclude is obviously made up
Priest gave sermon on spontaneity of death just before falling crucifix killed him during livestreamed mass trib.al/z1QhWvA
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if I was klay thompson I would kill myself ngl
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enjoying what little I've played of the MW4 campaign so far but who decided that the North Korean invasion force should be armed with quad NVGs and PPSHs 😭
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Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was
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A lot of people have to die for the things they've said about Max Payne 3 lately
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Ma collΓ¨gue de travail lesbienne m’a autorisΓ© Γ  l’appeler pd
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"Max Payne 3 was never good" chuds when they hear TEARS for the first time:
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