Daily #oxymoron - Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
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"Sure you're not always going to have a home run but stay in the game. Your next hit could be your big success."Howard's advice to inventors
I'm using who.unfollowed.me to track my unfollowers, see who's not following me back & who I'm not following back. #whounfollowedme
Shock Monkeys on sale at mall2112.com/shock-monkeys.h… $5 flat rate holiday shipping on all monkeys. #holidaysarecoming
"@TheWeirdWorld: Public Toilet On The Street Made Of One Way Mirrors... nitter.gq/TheWeirdWorld/status/4…" - for national toilet day
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Jesus turned water into wine. Really, Jesus? You couldn't do something higher proof? Water to Bacardi 151...now that would be impressive
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Photo: So happy about how this #clown #monkey came out! Fabric dolls coming! I will have these available for... tmblr.co/ZCEQYy_hPqqq
Shock Monkey theme song. m.soundcloud.com/myshockmonk… check it out. #SoundCloud #punk #Heart #barracuda
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