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Husband. Father. Liar.

Minnesota
Joined October 2011
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I’m old enough to remember unsalted caramel. (That’s how they used to make it.) (Please RT!!!)
“Appetizers”? More like “Wreck-Your-Appetite-zers”! I’m NEVER gonna finish my entree now!
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Neil Young? More like Neil OLD!!! 🤪
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Probably the hardest part of being a camouflage designer is that the better you are at your job, the less people notice. 😢
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I’ve been wanting to run a marathon for years, but have always come up with some lame excuse not to. But I finally made up my mind: 2021 is the year that I finally stop wanting to run a marathon! (Please retweet.)
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Just watched an Instagram video and it said the captions were auto generated. Auto generated?! You telling me CARS are writing captions now?!?!
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Wild rice? More like MILD rice, am I right?!?! 🤪🤪🤪
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Just had some pilaf made with “wild rice”. The rice could in no way, shape, or form be described as “wild”. Misleading branding.
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What’s more expensive: One bitcoin, or one eight foot 2x4? Did you guess the bitcoin? Nope! It’s the 2x4!
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Does anybody know if there are any secrets that credit card companies don’t want me to know?
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