More "pseudologia fantastica" (pathological or compulsive lying) … 🤥 There is no presidential order, executive action, or medical mandate requiring or forcing hospitals to perform "reverse" or detransition surgeries.

Driving in California - the censored version 😂🤣 (Facebook) California Life 📷 BREAKING: After years of research, Caltrans has officially announced that the I-405/I-10/I-5 interchange in Los Angeles has replaced the NASA astronaut training program as America’s ultimate driving test. Officials say if you successfully survive a Los Angeles freeway interchange while simultaneously: Merging across five lanes in 8 seconds, avoiding a Tesla that just cut across three lanes without warning, decoding highway signs pointing toward six different cities, dodging 400 orange construction barrels, and praying your GPS doesn’t suddenly say “Take the next exit” when you’re already trapped in the wrong lane… You are now legally qualified to drive anywhere on Earth. The study was reportedly led by one California driver who survived rush hour on the 405 with an In-N-Out burger in one hand, an iced coffee in the cup holder, sunglasses on his head, and absolutely no idea which lane leads to Santa Monica. Witnesses say he emerged from his car visibly older, whispering, “I needed the 10 West… HOW AM I HEADING TOWARD SAN BERNARDINO?!” before disappearing into an In-N-Out drive-thru. Somewhere in this photo, there’s currently: - A driver missing the exit toward Santa Monica for the fourth time. - A Tesla riding somebody’s bumper like it’s connected by Bluetooth. - A semi-truck attempting a lane change that requires approval from the governor, Caltrans, and three neighboring counties. - Someone crossing four lanes because their GPS said, “Keep right in 500 feet.” - One driver braking in the middle of a perfectly clear freeway for absolutely no reason. - And one California native casually sipping an iced latte while navigating the entire situation like it’s just another Tuesday. Meanwhile, Caltrans has already placed another 600 orange construction barrels ahead because apparently the freeway wasn’t confusing enough. And don’t even THINK about missing your exit. In California, missing one exit doesn’t mean you’re five minutes late… It means you’ve just volunteered for a 32-mile sightseeing tour of Los Angeles traffic, complete with palm trees, brake lights, and enough time to reconsider every life decision you’ve ever made. And if you think the traffic disappears when you leave Los Angeles, just wait until you hit the Bay Area, where the Bay Bridge, I-80, Highway 101, and the 880 can turn a simple drive into a full-day adventure. This isn’t traffic anymore. THIS IS CALIFORNIA FREEWAY SURVIVAL MODE. Everything’s bigger in California… The freeways, the traffic jams, the construction zones, the gas bills, and the emotional damage caused by missing your exit. BE HONEST: Which California freeway tests your patience the MOST? I-405 in Los Angeles I-80 around the Bay Area Highway 101 I-5 through Los Angeles Or ALL OF THEM?! Drop your answer in the comments, and tell us which California city you’d NEVER want to drive through during rush hour! #California #CaliforniaTraffic #LosAngelesTraffic #Caltrans #CaliforniaDrivers #LAFreeway #405Traffic #BayAreaTraffic #Highway101 #Interstate5 #CaliforniaLife #OnlyInCalifornia #GoldenState #InNOut #FreewaySurvivalMode

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