🇸🇪 Christian Ander

In 2017 Italy invited the wealthy in with a 100,000 euro flat tax. It raised the price to 300,000. Now it wants a 26% exit tax on paper gains for anyone who leaves. Governments change the rules after you have moved in and created value for the society. Bitcoin does not. As a man you should build a life for your family that no single country can hold hostage.

- October 7: Shredded in the home gym, living the peaceful post-settlement retirement life. - November 4: Looking like a man who just watched an internal AI bot and EIP-7702 drain $6.34 billion from his balance sheet over a weekend. Nothing ages a man faster than realizing your wallet DevOps left a raw container token on a MacBook. 😂

🇪🇺 The EU is introducing a €10,000 cash payment limit in 2027. 🇨🇭 Switzerland has no such general limit. Reminds me of an old Swiss joke 😂 A German walks into a Swiss bank and whispers: “I’d like to withdraw €10,000.” The Swiss banker replies loudly: “Sir, no need to whisper. Poverty is nothing to be ashamed of in Switzerland.” 💀

🚨🇵🇱 BREAKING: Poland’s police were reportedly told to gear up with riot gear and submachine guns for Nov. 2 to 8, a day before they stormed the country’s top court Opposition MP Sławomir Mentzen posted the letter, dated Oct. 29 and signed by the deputy police chief, ordering every regional commander onto high alert for that week. Police haven’t confirmed it. The next day officers secured the Constitutional Tribunal after its PiS-appointed head was suspended, protesters threw objects at them, and President Nawrocki turned his plane around mid-flight to Senegal. Tusk says he’s fixing courts PiS rigged for years. PiS says it’s a coup. If that letter is real, the government saw this week coming and planned for it, which tells you how ugly the next eight days in Warsaw could get. Source: @TabzLIVE Fox News, AP / Writer: Daniel

CZ: we’re finally okay, we’re financially strong. Female TV reporter: ….??

LMFAOOOOO Elon is having a field day trolling CZ for the Binance hack and CZ replies with a subtle threat. All CZ knows is strong-arming people by using his investment in their company [remember: he dumped his FTT holdings to nuke FTX]. Now he’s trying to play the same game with Elon and hint at what he has “over him” to get him to stop the trolling. “We have over a billion dollars of your most prized company right now. Be smart.” This showdown will be known as: The Official Richest Man Alive VS The Unofficial Richest Man Alive And it’s just getting started. 🍿 ~ Dr. Axius.

🚨 Pentagon Just Admitted Bitcoin is a U.S. Military Power-Projection Weapon Against China In a House Armed Services Committee hearing, Rep. Lance Gooden pressed Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on whether Bitcoin can serve as a strategic tool for national power. Hegseth’s reply was blunt: “Yes and yes.” He confirmed Bitcoin provides real strategic leverage over China and other adversaries… and revealed the Pentagon is already running classified initiatives both to enable and to counter the technology. It lines up with earlier military experiments testing Bitcoin nodes for hardened, censorship-resistant communications and cybersecurity, plus the 2025 executive order that created a U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Interestingly, CIA Casually admitted that Bitcoin Is Used As A Surveillance Tool: “Bitcoin isn’t truly anonymous… it’s a TOOL we use for intel gathering.”

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So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and Archive.org went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

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Elon and Tesla are incredible at Easter eggs. “Timing is everything”, which is another nod to the movie Back to the Future. 1955 was the year Marty traveled back in time to. The Tesla Roadster event starts at 7:55 CST, which is 19:55 in 24-hour time. Incredible. 🚀