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Funny guy (I don't care if you believe me or not)

Joined March 2011
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I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :) You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!
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Today on our story and IGTV channel: Be a plus-one to #MFW thanks to Teen Vogue editor-in-chief @lpeopleswagner. 🙌 instagram.com/tv/Bub82seB07C…
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When trump got you f*cked up #DebateNight @needsinsulin 😂😭🇺🇸 – at Henderson, NV
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The kid that whooped on #KattWilliams was 15yrs old in the 7th grade. Its obvious the only book he read was Rear Naked Chokes For Dummies.
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4/11 @Macho1Macho @gabenolasco @Antonkeeplaffin @needsinsulin + more @PTsEntGrp #LasVegas #SierraGold ~AWESOMENESS
For such strong opinions, I wonder why none of them were shared at the VARIOUS town hall meetings. Keep hiding behind twitter.😴@OU_The_Heard
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Quick reminder to all the "comedians" out there: Comedy should always be upward facing. i.e. Your little MLK jokes today are all horrible.
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Detective Bobby Kinch of Las Vegas PD threatens Obama, calls for 'race war,' keeps his job dailykos.com/story/2015/01/1… via @dailykos
S/O to @needsinsulin who's been making moves for the MS community. #ShoutOutSaturday #MS ~AWESOMENESS
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I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
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Candy crush soda..... another game for me to get mindlessly addicted to and waste the day playing #iWantCandy
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geoff grant retweeted
Twitter&FB have a lot of ppl turning basic observations and nonsensical mutterings into short, consumable bullshit thats supposed2b deep.
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EP#59 VEGAS MIX-TAPE thechipandjayshow.com W/ @gabenolasco @prince_penny @ZachWiseman @yourbuddygooch @needsinsulin LISTEN TO THE MAGIC NOW
Damn, obviously #Germany has been watching #Spurs highlights #passing #WorldCup2014 #beatdown
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Thanks to @yourbuddygooch @gabenolasco @prince_penny @ZachWiseman @trezmala @needsinsulin for an awesome time in Vegas! Fantastic episodes!
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I like to imagine if Jesus were alive today he'd have a hip hop career and go by the name G-SUS. Did I say alive, I meant real.
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Today I got 99 problems and all of them are the repetitive "Jay Z's hundredth problem" joke.
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"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry." Frank Zappa
Tonight was a good night. #comedy #family #friends #love
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