I love the Japanese tweet format where they ask about American cultural customs. It seems born of genuine curiosity and it's fun to participate. But sometimes they ask why Americans never ask similar questions. The answer is we thought about it for 2 minutes and figured it out
Working on a script for a scifi movie. Any joomfs (jewish oomfs) wanna spot me $200 million so I can cast Ryan Gosling?
Watched the 1990 peter pan and realized that unmarried harpies have been dishing out unsolicited dating advice that sets you up for failure since the dawn of time
Do you believe me yet that christianity was a jewish psyop designed to make white people cheer for their own deaths?
As a kid, I lived in an overwhelmingly white area. Since then it’s become an immigration hub and very diverse.
Half our church is Hispanic, and the rest come from all over the world. Eritreans sit beside Vietnamese beside Guatemalans, all worshipping together with our African priests. It’s a little taste of what heaven will be like.
And if this guy doesn’t like it, he’s going to have a hard time celebrating with the communion of saints for eternity.
He doesn't need it anymore. He lives in our hearts now
🇩🇪 Adolf Hitler’s 'Eagle’s Nest' retreat in Bavaria, Germany, has been set on fire.
German police have arrested a suspect as authorities investigate possible arson.
Follow: @europa
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Microsoft, you have been warning me since the Obama presidency that I don't have OneDrive set up.
I know, fool. Take a hint.
I got a political text featuring this random dude wearing a clip on tail asking me to go to the polls and nullify the votes of mentally ill furries. Lol. Lmao. I sent them gay yiff
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传话给所有土耳其人,今晚我将对着土耳其男性图片自慰,以展示中国力量
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Fellas, fellas! There's no need to fight! There's plenty of space for all the muslims of the world in beautiful Pripyat! Go, our muslim brothers! Roam among the trees! Breathe the clean, fresh air! Sample the delicious game! Visit stunning monuments!
I want to live in a serious country! I want to be at Bukele's coronation!
Pou chèf gang yo ak manm gang yo k ap kenbe kat konpatriyòt nou yo an otaj ann Ayiti:
Mesye nou kidnape yo pa konbatan. Yo se teknisyen nan domèn avyasyon ki fè pati misyon nou ann Ayiti, nan kad yon misyon entènasyonal. Misyon nou an gen sèlman pilòt ak pèsonèl teknik, ki gen kòm travay prensipal fè evakyasyon medikal epi sove lavi moun, pa fè lagè.
Men, nou te kidnape yo yon fason lach pandan yo t ap retounen apre yo te fin achte manje nan yon makèt nan zòn nan.
Se poutèt sa, jodi a nou te lanse yon operasyon militè pou pote yo sekou. Nou gen yon sèl objektif: fè kat konpatriyòt nou yo retounen lakay yo vivan, san okenn mal.
Men, mwen vle pou nou menm, chèf gang yo, konprann yon bagay byen klè: atak jodi a pa anyen devan sa k ap vini si nou pa remèt toule kat otaj yo vivan.
Epi pa pran pawòl nou yo pou menas san fondman. Nou deja fini ak gang yo nan El Salvador, e nou kapab fini ak nou tou.
Nou toujou gen tan pou evite sa.
Remèt nou kat konpatriyòt nou yo vivan, san okenn mal, epi tout bagay ap retounen jan sa te ye anvan kidnaping lan.
Desizyon an nan men nou.
Japan should have rearmed ages ago. Germany was also forbidden from rebuilding its military. Hitler just did it anyways
I found out the whataburger ordering kiosks were made by Dominion when it added random bullshit I never clicked to my order
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Japanese user: このフランス人は意地悪だね!
French user: Pardonnez moi. Il n'est pas français. C'est le niggeaurre.
Can you bait and switch like you're about to kiss the wall but then actually throw pig blood at it? Or like does mossad kill you instantly?
>Jew talking about retribution for fabricated historical events
Replying to @NiohBerg
Everyone wants retribution for something that didn’t happen to them… Weird needy losers that need to tear others down to find self worth, pathetic.




















