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mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Nashville, TN
Joined March 2014
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“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
I’m itching to vote again. someone post a poll on they instagram story rn!
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Very first black woman to become Governor in American history
🚨BREAKING🚨 Democrat Keisha Lance Bottoms has defeated Republican Rick Jackson in the Georgia Governor Election. This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵.
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
OH MY GOD??!??
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i can be selective too – at Rustenburg, South Africa
"One race the human race"
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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if aang killed ozai, the fire nation would have successfully eliminated all air nomads
Fun fact: Korra would have killed ozai
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
My air fryer and rice cooker when I’m not home
New look at Ultron and Jocasta in ‘VISIONQUEST’.
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Update from threads
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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slamming your sweaty fartbox into the carseat wearing only a loincloth and speedo probably clammy as fuck yeah I’d not enjoy it either mate
the uber driver did not enjoy my costume :(
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
You go to cancel a subscription and they be like wait, how’s 90% off for 3 months? 😂
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
trying not to jerk off before going to bed
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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I love watching people make normal , classic dishes. I’m so tired of Marry me Hennessy glazed hot honey chicken chipotle blackened fuck me pasta
Y’all hush, Chef Raven’s Kitchen is on!
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
😭😭😭😭😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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dav!d🇫🇲 retweeted
I love gay Halloween because what you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face”😭
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