
Mastodon @ner@mindly.social for meaningful discourse. Blind guy interested in playing piano and keyboarded instruments, amateur radio, and tech of all types.
Memphis, TN
Joined November 2007
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Noel Romey retweeted
guess the blue check mark is verified as a dud deal...

ALT A screenshot of a parody deal from the Slickdeals website. It is on a square background with a faint repeating Slickdeals logo. The parody deal is for a "Twitter Verified Blue Check mark plus Free Ego Boost". It shows the iconic Twitter verified icon in the middle of the screen. It looks expensive. It has a strikethrough of the original price of "Free". It is now showing for $1000 per month. There are 420 downvotes and 69 comments on the parody deal.
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"What we learned overnight ... is that in fact it was cardiac arrest, and also critically important that they were able to restart his heart in the field."
— CNN's @drsanjaygupta on Damar Hamlin, who is reportedly still in critical condition "but stabilized overnight"
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Bills are high. Water is low. What does MLGW expect from us?
wreg.com/news/local/mlgw-ask…
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"I don't know if you know, vampires are cool people, are they not?" -- Herschel Walker's speeches are somehow even less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what it this.
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I say anyone who commits electron fraud should be charged to the maximum extent allowed by the laws of physics – at Alpine, NJ
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In 7th grade, my friends and I convinced a large number of students to put the name “Heywood Jablome” in the school raffle and when the principal read the name in the gym, we all screamed for five straight minutes. Everyone got a detention. That’s how Twitter feels now.
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Explainer: why are curly arrows used in organic chemistry? chemistryworld.com/news/expl…
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How to survive being the family tech support: a password manager.
🤝 Choose which items to share
📱 Available on all devices
🪄 Recover access for members
🔐 Store logins, credit cards, family recipes, and more
1password.com/families/?utm_…
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with limited memory - just one byte then everything crashed.
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These STEM toys encourage your future scientist to blow up, burn up, or dismantle them. wired.trib.al/UApZRgM
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Elon Musk spend his money on buying a social network just to stroke his fragile ego. Dolly Parton spent her money on putting 150 million books in the hands of children. BE LIKE DOLLY.
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A few hours ago, Twitter laid off its entire Accessibility Experience team. This is sad not only because so many lost their jobs, but because so many more around the world may lose their voice. nitter.gq/gerardkcohen/status/15…
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Looks like Elon Musk fired the entire curation team.
These were the folks who tackled misinfo, contextualized conversations via the 'Explore' page, and helped make Twitter an unmatched source for breaking news.
This will make Twitter noisier, more dangerous & less interesting
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Despite the national focus on opiates and tobacco, alcohol is a leading cause of preventable death in the United States. nyti.ms/3DsB9h5
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God: you’re a kiwi.
Kiwi: so I’m a bird but I can’t fly?
God: true but you can do something other birds CAN’T.
Kiwi: really what’s that?
God: you can smell through your beak so good!
Kiwi:
God:
Kiwi: wanna know what I smell right now?
God: sure!
Kiwi: I smell bullsh-
Noel Romey retweeted
it is time. to sit on the porch. with my bucket of snacks. and wait for the little monsters. the current offer is. one snack. for every pat on the noggin i receive
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BREAKING NEWS:
🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨
ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE.
🥗🥗🥗
Day seven: Which wet lettuce will last longer? nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1YpKkgbop…




















