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Joined March 2021
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Who was everyone’s favourite small potato from that one show mine was the big round one
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In a doechaser mood today
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Do we think James and Lily got married and then conceived Harry or got married because they conceived Harry
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Non-Londoners be like I hate London it’s an awful shithole with all the culture and diversity and entertainment and activities and opportunities and interesting people and landmarks and history and efficiency and beauty and
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I’ll truly never understand people who prefer the countryside. Like yes okay nature that’s nice but we have plenty of that here too.. also how does living in like a village with 8 people and a sheep not make you depressed 😭 Baffling. I’m not even being shady I’m just confused
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trying to explain why im Against the uk porn laws without sounding like The Pervert
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inspector goole@nerdkickerMay 10
Snily in cokeworth snily in first year snily as outsiders snily snily
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inspector goole@nerdkickerSep 5
So snily post swm/first war
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I’ve been neglecting this account I miss my oomfs
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Me after not tweeting for two days
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Naturally dropping my t’s when I speak is so embarrassing I feel like bri’ish bo’o o’ wa’er stereotype
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Also whenever I pronounce th as f or v
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Modern teen snily au where Lily is going through an emo phase and Snape reminds her of all her fav lead singers and it subconsciously makes her like him a little more
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"I'm anti censorship for minorities and real problems, I don't give a fuck about your gross porn" yeah I hate to break it to you but in order to be anti censorship you have to be anti ALL censorship, whether you like the content or not. You can't pick and choose
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Asma🦭@notreallyasmaNov 3
Mashiro truly looks a lot like Ponsuke doesn’t he🥹🥹😭🩶🦭🦭🤍🤍🦭
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I have a hc of snirius childhoods being two sides of the same coin, with Snape having an emotionally absent mother and an abusive father, and Sirius having an emotionally absent father and an abusive mother
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Vampire Mashiro wishes you a happy Halloween!!! >:3
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If I worked as like a waiter or something in America I’d just have to die wdym I have to (a) introduce myself to my table (cba) and (b) act like my life’s purpose is to bring food to people and if I’m not happy enough about it people won’t tip me and I literally won’t get paid
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This is the only evidence I have of last year’s costume when I was mr Birling… in five years time I will have introduced you all to every single inspector calls character via profile picture
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Are you guys locked in enough to understand my Halloween costume.. a lot of you aren’t British but I kind of assumed An Inspector Calls was international but perhaps not.. do you know who Arthur Birling is ?
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inspector goole@nerdkicker18 Sep 2025
Arthur Birling having night terrors years down the line:
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